Dissatisfied with your love life?
Not getting anywhere with the ladies?
Does the opposite sex seem to ignore your existence?
There is a solution:
Learn Categorical Syllogisms!
Women just love technical jargon
and there's nothing that impresses them more
than a valid argument built upon solid premises.
Give them a conclusion they can't deny
and they'll be like putty in your hands.
That's right folks,
Categorical Syllogisms!
Because everyone knows that Socrates was a Man!
Ron