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Categorical Syllogisms
by Mark Sebring → (All Poetry by Mark Sebring)
Monday, July 29, 2024    Rated "G" by the Author.
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 Reviews of "Categorical Syllogisms"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 30, 2024
Very intellectual but not very sweet. A sure way to drive women away.

Ron


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