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Fat Attitude
by Tinka Boukes → (All Poetry by Tinka Boukes)
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"Okay A little silly dilly today...and been taken for a fool yet again


but what's new"?


 


*!* *!* *!* *!* *!* *!* *!* *!*


 


“Fat Attitude”


 


Take “Notice”


When you notice your cheeks starts to overtake your face


You must know you are getting too fat


When it bypasses your nose, or lips bending down


Or when your exhaust-brakes starts to fail


And a fart escapes your body time and time again


You must know you are getting to fat


When pressure from the waist down gives you pleasure


And your partners eyes starts to pop out


Every time you take a break….during “s*xicise”


And drop down on your elbows


And your arms became way too short


Know you are way pass overweight


Having first hand experience in this matter


This is no chatter matter… but a fact of life


I might me silly


But I know as little as…that


Doing “THAT” you could go


SpLaT!!


 


 


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 Reviews of "Fat Attitude"
Reviewed by Fr. Kurt Messick
Reviewed on September 20, 2004
:-)

Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Reviewed on September 19, 2004
I enjoyed this. Funny stuff. Also,when you can tell your age by counting the rings on your stomach, it's time to think about a few salads.

Reviewed by Amira van Kerk (Reader)
Reviewed on September 19, 2004
Hehe!!
Thanks for the reminder.
Let me check in the mirror real quick. Well, I can still see my toes, so I guess I haven't reached that stage yet...

Reviewed by ~Indigo~ Elga
Reviewed on September 19, 2004
Dear Tinka

You are something else my friend,
you had me in absolute stitches you
silly thing. Funny write.

warm hugs and love
Elga

Reviewed by Handsum Hart
Reviewed on September 19, 2004
wow, I guess one shouldn't forget to exercise their attitude

a cute write

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on September 19, 2004
kfdsjjfffffiefdfjsdlkfjdsfjkjf =LAUGHING FIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ty ty ty
:)

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on September 19, 2004
Ok Tinka Who did you bribe
To obtain mt picture ??
Funny piece

William ...peace


Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on September 18, 2004
We all need a good laugh every now and then...
Get the exercise bike out quickly...lol
Peter

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on September 18, 2004
LOL ...

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 18, 2004
I thought the only ones who went splat were the bugs that Andy did swat...I am really "losted" now...Ed

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on September 18, 2004
:-) Well, thank God for mirrors.

Reviewed on September 18, 2004
Tinka,

Very humorous - very descriptive, and cleverly creative, this is one exceptional write! Laughed myself silly!

Robert

Reviewed on September 18, 2004
Got this duck laughing so hard I, Uh Uh never mind

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on September 18, 2004
Lol! Cute write. Thanks for the laugh.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 18, 2004
Tinka toy you just made Andy look for his splatter!;-)
You're tooooooooo funny!lol

Reviewed by Dawn Richerson
Reviewed on September 18, 2004
fun, fun, fun. now, i must go find that lost diet and exercise journal so i'll be in shape when it comes to s*xercise when it comes my turn again.

Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on September 18, 2004
LOL...you definitely don't want to be on the bottom of that one. SPLAT beneath fat. Hahahahaha...Take care Tinka,
~ Sara

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on September 18, 2004
Great attitude...

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 18, 2004
Cute write.

Reviewed by Donni De-Ville (Reader)
Reviewed on September 18, 2004
Great fun Tinka! We all need a laugh! Keep the good work up!

Donni-Jay xoxo

Reviewed on September 18, 2004
(((tinka)))

you're right, this is silly :) but enjoyable :)

glad i'm not THAT fat...and that pic LOLOLOLOL

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 18, 2004
oh my! :)

sueb

Reviewed on September 18, 2004
*grins*

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on September 18, 2004
Gosh it sounds like you just described me. I must go on a diet. A dilly of a silly

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on September 18, 2004
Tinka smiles......


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