“Bean Soup Humming”
It was not the humming bees humming
I know it was not the wind blowing
But something started to rumble inside
As my tummy started to tumble around
Oh I ate bean soup by the scoops
Now my nose has no hope
As the soup make the loops
Suffering the onslaught of reboot
Of that wonderful bean soup
Me now have to overlook death O’ fart
As I need to release this gas build up
My intestines so weak…
From this pooh-hoo
Some melodic sounds escape the loop
As I start to laugh in bed
At the first tiny escape
That crossed my eyes
Mute unresisting face of innocence turned red
As heads turn towards the melodic tunes in beat
Made by momma’s bean soup fumes
The moans are dreadful
Whence no one dare to ask
Momma did you fart?
Waiting in agony
And devilish eyes
As the next one approaches the archives
The pooh-hoo bean soup… poop
Calling for a refill
Of mommas delicious…
Bean soup
Copyright ©2004 Tinka Boukes
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Happened to me as well, I must admit - therefore I rather stay away from bean soup!
Cool write.
A very hilarious write - well-tooted to say the least ... rhythmic all the way - excellent!!
Robert
LP
blessin's
cynth'ya lewis reed
insist on putting it to poetry,I guess I have to
comment! You write crude crap very well;-)
Tinka, I thought ladys didn't fart
I thought they just (((((((((( SLIENTLY )))))) "po"
funny write Kid
William .....Peace & Love
thats the scoop
clench cheeks tight
farts sure bite!
lolol
LOL Stinkypinkytinky...
Peter
What a hoot!
sueb
i can't review--laffin too hard--AH HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! tooo funny--thanks--
(((HUGS))) and lvoe, karla. :D LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D LOL