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If I Could Be (Joseph’s Challenge)
by Tinka Boukes → (All Poetry by Tinka Boukes)
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If I Could Be (Joseph’s Challenge)


 


If I could be what ever I want to be


I would love to be just me {a big fat joke}


Same personality but in the shape of a cat


One big fat cat


But all men that’s within my life


Just like “AD Poet & Co”


Must be tiny little birds


So tiny


They must fit between my teeth


I want them to be my slaves


To brush my teeth with their tiny beaks


Some must be fiddling in my ears


With flapping gossamer wings


And sing me some purr - perfected songs


And when I want to play


They must never fly away


And when I go to sleep


They must guide me there


To my purr – perfect dreams


Where I can chase them like crazy


Without crying for help… but


They must willingly surrender


And fill my belly up


With delicious birdie “stew”


Now how about that


Do you surrender Joseph?


I promise I won’t eat you yet….


I am still just being me


Tinky


 


Copyright © 2005 Tinka Boukes


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 Reviews of "If I Could Be (Joseph’s Challenge)"
Reviewed by ~Indigo~ Elga
Reviewed on August 10, 2005
Dear Tinks,

A super witty response, filled with a mischeivous sense of fun. As is Tinkies style ;)

warm hugs
Elga

Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Reviewed on August 1, 2005
This is really funny, and I love the picture. By the way, I surrender.

Bob H

Reviewed on July 31, 2005
Girlie Girl- YOu got me smiling... Awesome Poem-They are a riot huh-
What was this -Challenge- and how, does 1 know of it??? Sounded Fun... : ( This is a goodie- Warmly,Sheee

Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on July 31, 2005
LOL...you would pick your teeth with their feathers and bones. Have you ever watched a cat eat a bird. They tear it apart, eating it, bit by bit, until there is nothing left. And then, quite proudly, they go groom themselves and take a nap. ~ Sara

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on July 31, 2005
/Whimsical and wonderful reply to the challenge. Well done Tink,.
Felix

Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Reviewed on July 30, 2005
so cute!

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on July 30, 2005
Purr-fect

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 30, 2005
Tinks you are a gem!;-) Go get em feline!;-)

Reviewed by Huda Orfali
Reviewed on July 30, 2005
Very cute Tinka
love the humor

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on July 30, 2005
I know and old woman who swallowed a cat.
This is kinda sad/funny..........

Reviewed by Zenith Elliott
Reviewed on July 30, 2005
LOL, good humor! ~Z~

Reviewed on July 30, 2005
Tinka,

Betwenn you and Ed K, I'm rolling on the floor, here--you, like I told him, are a nut. And i'M glad ofr it--quit, my sides!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

*purring contentedly* Here, kitty kitty *meaow*

(((HUGS))) and love, Kalr.a ;) Bloody fantastic!!!!!!

Reviewed by Jane Rodway (Reader)
Reviewed on July 30, 2005
lol- very funny

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on July 30, 2005
hahaha lol Tinks, excellent response does that mean we all have to live in cages and eat trill? lol

Paul;-)

Reviewed by Richard Christopher Suarez (Reader)
Reviewed on July 30, 2005

Tinka beside the fact that I own a bird named Georgio
and He is indentical to the one above,
Your poem is again outstanding, enchanting, truly sublime.
I Love It!!!!
Great write my friend!
PEACE AND EVRLASTING INSPIRATION',
Rich Criso Suarez

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on July 30, 2005
This is delightful Tinks, a lovely way to start the day coffee and a chuckle!!

Peace and love, Carole

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on July 30, 2005
cute response, Tinka ... (the lovebird looks exactly like mine ;)

Reviewed by Sandra Mushi
Reviewed on July 30, 2005
Lolol ... so who is the first victim - the one on the putty-tat's head?! Lol! Funny write Tinks! Lol!

God bless,

Sandie.

Reviewed on July 30, 2005
Ha Ha, this is so cute Tinka! Loved this response to Joseph's challenge!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 30, 2005
Uh, huh, the truth is out. I still rmember THAT picture. Cute.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on July 30, 2005
What a fun write, Tinka!!! A whimsical resopnse to Joseph's challenge.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on July 30, 2005
Wonderful addition to this marvelous challenge that Joseph gave.

Reviewed by Bianca Boonstra (Reader)
Reviewed on July 30, 2005
Wonderful write, Tinka!

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on July 30, 2005
A perfect and resounding answer to Joseph's challenge Tinka
I love the cheep cheep on the feline's head !
Peter

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on July 30, 2005
LOLOLOL!!!

I Tink(a) I taw a putty-tat!

I did, I did taw a putty-tat!

Thanks for responding to the challenge so purr-fectly!

Love & Light,
Joseph

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 30, 2005
A most interesting challenge entry, Tinky - and as a feathered loon, I was going to submit to your feline demands, until I learned that I would become birdie 'stew.' Now, I guess I'll just fly off to South America!

I love that picture, though!

Reviewed on July 30, 2005
Tinks, I couldn't help but laugh out loud in this one. Adorable picture of you and the birdie. This write has certainly put a big smile on my face this morning. Thank you sooo much!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o) :o) *still smiling from ear to ear*


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