I’ve Got The Hick-Ups
I ate one slice of bread way to bloody fast
Vicious hick-ups starts acting up on me
Entertaining to watch as the hick-ups attack me
Gross sounds escape my mouth
Out jumps a hick… in an up sound Jbelieve me
Trouble is…I cannot hold it back much longer o’ no!
Twisted are my knees I SWEAR
Holding back that stinky as I squeeze
Erubescent enough to be a tomato
Holding back my breath for too long almost send me
Into eternal life…almost flying it’s true
Cause death wanted to steps in fast
Kind thoughts to fly… but bread hard to digest
Up goes the finger to call for release looking around
Peeing in my pants as I sneeze
Silly hick-up… stay away please!!
Copyright © 2006 Tinka Boukes
You have papparazzie handy down there, just waiting, or your best buddies knew it was going to happen? But you know it's always best to let it all out Ha! Love and hugs! Jasmin Horst
Tena lady Tink or the like in your country, and they come in all shapes, pssst even for the G.
LMAO
Or wet it doing so
Hugs and thanx for the laughs
Ch'erie
love, Carole
Paul;-)
ET
A bit of a tinkle problem here hmmmmm? I wonder if this kind of thing hasn't happened to all of us at one time or another sissy. This write was like a big fat peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I gobbled every bit of it! (-:
Yur big bro ...
Richard Lloyd Cederberg
Regis
Susan
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D
I don't know the cure, except for don't eat so fast. :) Cute pic, and adorable write!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Itchy nose sneezy hugs
Rusty
Take a drink of water...and hope for the best..
Gotta love it !
Hugs
Peter
(still giggling and snorting ...) Love,
CJ
Sandie Angel a.k.a. Sandie May Angel :o)
Stinky Tinky lol