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I’ve Got The Hick-Ups
by Tinka Boukes → (All Poetry by Tinka Boukes)
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I’ve Got The Hick-Ups


 

I ate one slice of bread way to bloody fast

Vicious hick-ups starts acting up on me

Entertaining to watch as the hick-ups attack me

 

Gross sounds escape my mouth

Out jumps a hick… in an up sound Jbelieve me

Trouble is…I cannot hold it back much longer o’ no!

 

Twisted are my knees I SWEAR

Holding back that stinky as I squeeze

Erubescent enough to be a tomato

 

Holding back my breath for too long almost send me

Into eternal life…almost flying it’s true

Cause death wanted to steps in fast

Kind thoughts to fly… but bread hard to digest

 

Up goes the finger to call for release looking around

Peeing in my pants as I sneeze

Silly hick-up… stay away please!!

 

Copyright © 2006 Tinka Boukes
 


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 Reviews of "I’ve Got The Hick-Ups"
Reviewed on January 18, 2008
Tinks, you got me beat by a mile, I don't have any pictures, but I betcha a hundred others might, but like the lady said there was nothing to show for it, still a bird in the hand, is.....
You have papparazzie handy down there, just waiting, or your best buddies knew it was going to happen? But you know it's always best to let it all out Ha! Love and hugs! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed on October 27, 2006
What a thought! EAt a little slower~ A smile could not leave my lips! HuGs, Sheee

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
Oh kewl, now I know Im not the only dizzy shelia who laughs or sneezes and yah know wot...
Tena lady Tink or the like in your country, and they come in all shapes, pssst even for the G.
LMAO
Or wet it doing so
Hugs and thanx for the laughs
Ch'erie

Reviewed by m w
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
Booooooo! Did I scare them away? Cute and fun

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
What a hoot Tinka, thanks for starting my day with a chuckle

love, Carole

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
yikes!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
WOW! I never knew hiccups can cause wet pants!!!

Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
LOLOLOL!!!!! THIS IS GREAT!!! I don't know what is better..the picture or poem. Tinka, you friggin slay me!

Reviewed by Miss Pandora (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
Hysterics, eyes streaming,...I haven't laughed so bloody much in a Looooooong time. You're a bright spark! :) TY..where do you get the pics LOVL! Panda :)

Reviewed on October 21, 2006
sharing a personal thing tinka, kind of reminds me of Ed Matlak. Stay away from that bread, love that music

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Gotta get adult depends...LOL, Ed

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Lol only you could make bodily functions poetic Tink's LOL...love that pic lol.

Paul;-)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
What a hoot n holler you are sis! You have us all rotfloao;-)

ET

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Goodness Tinks ...

A bit of a tinkle problem here hmmmmm? I wonder if this kind of thing hasn't happened to all of us at one time or another sissy. This write was like a big fat peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I gobbled every bit of it! (-:

Yur big bro ...
Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Thanks for sharing the humor, TinkaSweets. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Delightfil dilemma of "laughing at one's self dunnies. You go Tinka!
Susan

Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Cute and adorable write, Tinka; you are a doll! Thanks for sharing; hope your "hick ups" go away soon! Very well done; brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D

Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Tinka,

I don't know the cure, except for don't eat so fast. :) Cute pic, and adorable write!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Oh Tinka Tinka. Shall I send you a diapper? We've got lots for little Nicholas. Maybe they will be tight fit, but then so are your shorts;-) Oh how I wish I was there. Victor

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Who knew that the hiccups created such effect on you, Tinka? **chuckle** That's so tragic... **snicker** ...I could... **guffaw** just...cry from laughing too hard! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Fun, Fun, Funny. The poem was great but the picture put the cherry on top. This was a good presentation with a capital...dare I say it...pee. Pee-utiful Oh, and nice pants.
Itchy nose sneezy hugs
Rusty

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Ha ha you are hardly that blushing tomato that I know but you let it all hang out in this dilly of a poem. Damn hick-ups.

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Tinks

Take a drink of water...and hope for the best..
Gotta love it !

Hugs

Peter

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
LOLOL ... Shhhhh, I'm going to wet mine just reading this! Your picture above is hysterical, too! What fun, Tinka! What FUN!!
(still giggling and snorting ...) Love,
CJ

Reviewed on October 21, 2006
HAHAHAHA!!!!! Tinky, you can always come up with the most hilarious poem!!!!!...LOL!!!!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
HUH, you wet your skirt???
Stinky Tinky lol


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