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Those Flaps Under My Arms”
by Tinka Boukes → (All Poetry by Tinka Boukes)
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Thanks  Georg E Mateos ~ my comment to you inspired this quicky….lol!!


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“Those Flaps Under My Arms”


 

I got wings I’d say

But they grow upside down okay

They got no bloody charm

Those wings still hanging from my arms


I started to grow them by living on a farm

Those flaps under the arms

I eat too much when he drinks

And exercise is called sex-a-SIZE

You fall on your back

Knees intact

When elbows

Peck your wings down to the ground

You wiggled and jiggle to get free

Just to burn your wing not free

You hold your breath

Hope for death

But all I got was

These ugly flaps under my arms

Hope for some day they will stand up

For only then this bird will fly

To collect my wings of love

Fallen from doves above!!

 

:) 

Copyright © 2007 Tinka Boukes
 


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 Reviews of "Those Flaps Under My Arms”"
Reviewed on May 2, 2007
LOL on your funny uplifting poem - YOur heart needed to write this-! Now,I Love this beat in you Tink!
GReat write and inspiration from Georg!!!
That pict. That Women- She has her own Calandar too! Did you know that, a Positive effort on her part!
Google it...

Warmly, Warrior Lady Sheeeoox

Reviewed by m w
Reviewed on May 1, 2007
Sad and funny at the same time... quite an image, wish they would let you fly away sooner than later.

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on May 1, 2007
too flappin' funny Tinks!
Figures Georg inspired you! HA!
You go Georg~ and don't be messin' with the neighbors dog!
Flappy women are so much more fun! LOL!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by William Haynes
Reviewed on May 1, 2007
Now those are flaps indeed.
bill

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on April 30, 2007
gee, Tinka ... since when do you wear a bikini? ;)

Reviewed by Brett Moore
Reviewed on April 30, 2007
Wow. Let me say that again. Wow.


Brett

Reviewed on April 30, 2007
Oh, Tinka, brilliant done!
Love and Hugs, B&R

Reviewed on April 30, 2007
quite a picture Tinks, I'm sure your wings are more fitting my little love kitten, what a poetess? love from bmore,

bmore careful where you
it will scare too
a city
needing pity
cause at times it's kind of zitty

love G

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 30, 2007
WOW! Have you been working out, Tinky??!!

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on April 30, 2007
I needed this humorous write this early Monday a.m. What better way to start the day than with a laugh! You are too much! The pic reminds me to be sure and stay on my diet today...no cheating! Loved it!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 30, 2007
I hope you can hear my laughter, it was so loud that it scared my neighbors dog!!!
A very nice one.
Georg

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on April 29, 2007
Tinka I cannot stop laughing!!!! Would not plan on flying in the near future.......Cute.

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on April 29, 2007
I see if you live in a farm You can't staved
I think she can't really see herself in the mirror
because her under arms flaps are not the only
Parts that needs to exercise
I think she needs a bigger mirror and more SEX-Exercise!!!
Outstanding piece and I'm still smiling ha ha ha
Love And Peace to you my friend
your friend always...Morning Star

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 29, 2007
i SEE YOU ARE EATING WELL..
wHAT A BIG WOMAN, OR IS THAT A BEACH WHALE?
DELIGHTFUL, AND MOST FUNNY...
lOSE SOME WEIGHT, THEN I'LL LOVE YOU AGAIN
DON'T THINK I CAN GET A HUG AROUND HER...
X0X0X0X0X

Reviewed on April 29, 2007
OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TINKA!! You are too much; laffin' too hard to review! LOLOLOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D

I am feeling down today; I needed to see this (but I don't know about the pic; there's nothing funny about people who are living with morbid obesity; there's nothing fuuny about obesity, PERIOD. People shouldn't make jokes about it!)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 29, 2007
holy macsroni tinks couldn't you find a bigger woman than that!;-)
your humor is a treat;-)...

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on April 29, 2007
Tinka,

WoW!!!! That's alot of woman. (LOL)

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 29, 2007
A new form of evolution? Soon we all can leap from tall buildings. That picture is a hoot!

Splaaattt!

Ron

Reviewed by ~Indigo~ Elga
Reviewed on April 29, 2007
Well Tinks... what can I say... those wings lol

A good write as always

Hugs and love
Elga

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on April 29, 2007
:)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on April 29, 2007
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. My Tinka, life has been good to you...
Though it's personality that counts......Normally...

Reviewed on April 29, 2007
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Well done Tinka.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on April 29, 2007
A very moving poem.


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