"This here is a song that SaltyWalty and Miss sTinka laughed so hard while writing, we almost didn't Git-R-Done"
Oh Noooooooooo...got me laughing again...here is some more to feed your inners!! He-he-he had to keep it straight Not to miss the eye of the beholder Like a bad budget....BLUE He had to clean the mess too!! Oh we are too bad...but not as bad us a hang over!!
"My Prostate Is AThankin You Tonight"
"Well ya know it’s been a long dry spell Got me a thinking, oh what the hell? Might as well go on down, To the water’n hole in the town, And see just what might be found.
Well ya weren’t the prettiest at the dance, Didn’t think you would do, Cause yore hair was all so blue, But I thought that I would give you a chance.
Chorus:
My prostate is thankin you tonight, ‘Cause girl you sho did it right, Took a look at this rookie, And gave me some of that nookie, An my prostate is thankin you tonight
Well I hung around for a while, And I finally got you to smile, Though just a couple, they were a missin, We still started a French kissin.
I knew just then that I was in luck, When you said, "Where is yore truck?" My prostate is a thankin you tonight.
Chorus:
My prostate is thankin you tonight, ‘Cause girl you sho did it right, Took a look at this rookie, And gave me some of that nookie, An my prostate is thankin you tonight"
I wonder if I could play my congas to this, or shake those two little bally thing shakers...uppers! This beats to a different drum! LOL!
Tinka and Walt, you rock!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
... just goes to prove the old adage that two heads are better than one... particularly if they are just such a good gas... or was that the gear shift in the wrong place? Who says us old'uns can't be flexible... Sounds like a brew to be medicinally recommended to me... on prescription, preferably! :)) Thanks for the Monday morning lift, you two! Love, Kate xx
Oh Tinka you and Walt have made me laugh so hard, This is a keeper for those days when I need that push to make my days bright. Thank you both. I think you should do more together.
Yes Tinka I read this on Walt's corner
and now I read it again, enjoyed this knee slapper both times
Thank u both for sharing these few laughs
Peace & love be with you both
So, yore was the ones emptying my cooler's Coors beer bottles you bunch of drunken thieves, my prostate will thank all over ya!!!!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny
Georg
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Tinka and Walt, you rock!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Regis
A great bar story. Repeated nightly near you.
Ron
Thanks for sharing.
Newfie Hugs, Rose
Sandie May :o)
Happy Holidays,
Joyce B.
You work good together!
Enjoyed this very cute write!!
Love Peace and hugssss....Morning Star
Be safe,
Karen
This is soooooooooooo cute. When you gonna' get Hank Williams, Jr. to 'cut' this song? lol
God bless you, both. Kathy
and now I read it again, enjoyed this knee slapper both times
Thank u both for sharing these few laughs
Peace & love be with you both
William
So bawdy you must have been in a time machine back to the middle ages? (except for the truck, of course)
Gina
Carole~
Dee
Now we wanna hear you two singin this song!
hugs
Fee
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny
Georg
Nice to see you laughing...I am, too, this is a riot! Would make a perfect country song! Well done, an excellent collaboration between you and Walt.
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
You, my dear, are a hoot an' a holler! LOL Only you can sing about a prostrate. NICE. Thanks for the chuckles! Well done!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D LOL
Love,
Eileen
Salty.....Monsoir le Walt