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Blondie
by Tinka Boukes → (All Poetry by Tinka Boukes)
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Music "The Rowing Gambler”


Apologies to the sensitive blondes out there..shoot me if you wish!!


Poem Artwork

 

Hey that girl in the pic is really ME Tinky....lol!!
 
 
Blondie
 
I had the privilege
Of a true blond moment
Instead of stripping my clothes
I stripped the color from my hair
I went to bed
With husband next to me
Completely dead
Until the next day
I thought to myself
If you snooze you lose!!
He did not score
Cause it was just only me
He could spend one night with a blonde
Too late…tee-hee
 

Cope-right Me

© 2008 Tinka Boukes

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Blondie"
Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on March 27, 2008
you are a comedian, lol

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on March 26, 2008
Funny one, Tinka! Thanks for the smile this morning!

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on March 20, 2008
Oh, I needed a good laugh. Thought about going blonde once, to see if my husband would truly enjoy a good night with a blonde. He talked me out of it. Thank goodness.

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on March 19, 2008
LOL too funny, Tinky!

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on March 19, 2008
I've been thinking of shaving my head...maybe this wouldn't be so drastic! LOL!
Too funny, Tinks and a Happy Belated Birthday, by the way!
Hope it was the BEST!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 18, 2008
Now that's a blonde joke! BTW, you will have more fun. (If more than just one night).

Ron

Reviewed on March 18, 2008
funny Tinks, i think I love you better as a brunette, then again who cares about hair, other than a bear, never seen a naked bear, hehe

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on March 17, 2008
Tinky-doodle ...
I like it too! You look like a sexy librarian.
Blessings
Big bro

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on March 16, 2008
I LIKE IT!!! Glad that it's a fun colour... and not as a result of lying in bed all night next to a dead husband... That would make all my hair fall out, let alone go grey-blonde.... Freaky and funny, Tinks. K xx

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
Reviewed on March 16, 2008
Made me smile...

Chrissy

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 15, 2008
enjoyed this one Tink
When you found your self as a blonde
Did you enjoyed your fantasy?

Love & peace
William

Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on March 15, 2008
So, is it true, do you have more fun, lol? Nice picture and poem :)

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on March 15, 2008
Cute Tinka, love holly

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on March 15, 2008
Hahaha!!!!! He missed out on that!!! Poor dear!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

P.S. Lovely photo. of yours.

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on March 14, 2008
i love that you dared...i used to play with lots of hair colors..its fun to change characters

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on March 14, 2008
Wow missed his chance
When i want to see how i look in a
Different color hair I go to the mall and try on wigs
Tinka you do look god as a blond
I Love this write!
Peace Love and hugsssss...Morning Star

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on March 14, 2008
Tinka,

I guess he missed out. (lol) Peace, Love and Blessings Always, Paul.

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on March 14, 2008
lol,, this has me chuckling

Reviewed by m w
Reviewed on March 14, 2008
Tinka, fun right... plus WOW, blonde looks good on you

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 14, 2008
It is only one way a blonde can fool me of being a real one, but I am not telling.

Georg

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 14, 2008
Blondie! I always knew that Julie was pretty wild! Wait til James Blond reads this!

Reviewed by twinklewrites at her desk (Reader)
Reviewed on March 14, 2008
hehe...got to try all the colors...and stop when you get a rise...can relate to this, Tink...love the humor...Hugs, peg

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on March 13, 2008
...in the lightest humor...this is one of your best...Tinka's eclipse.
good stuff here Tinka...
John

Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on March 13, 2008
This is really fresh and spirited. Good job and cheers.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 13, 2008
You could have used a wig, I like your red hair better;-)

take another pic that shows the whole head, I'd love to see it.
You're such a daredevil, I love your spunk!;-)

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on March 13, 2008
Deviously, devilishly adorable.....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on March 13, 2008
pretty darn cute--

Reviewed on March 13, 2008
The devious blonde Tinks, what a faithful husband you have, he didn't even try, now what happens if he playes that trick on you? that is if he still gots hair ha Blessings! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on March 13, 2008
Welcome to the world of blonds...

Carole~

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 13, 2008
He was a fool, blonde, brunette, black or redhead if he didn't jump a passionate woman such as you then that's all I can say...

hugs
Fee

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on March 13, 2008
Oh myyyyyyyyyyy,cute...take care...HUgsssssssss

Reviewed on March 13, 2008
Tinki is it true, did you have more fun??? LOL I love your humor.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 13, 2008
Oh well, maybe next time you should try being a red head, maybe that will awaken him from his slumber...;) ed

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on March 13, 2008
Great write Tinka, why can't they be happy with whom they have, we have no colour on our hearts but red hot. Thank you Tinka for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on March 13, 2008
I was asked if my girlfriend was blond, I said, nope, she's has brains...

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on March 13, 2008
Love it!!

Walt

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on March 13, 2008
That is great . . . Thinking he was getting some brand new action, but . . . Ooops!!! It was Tinka . . . Gotta love it . . .

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 13, 2008
I get a kick out of you.

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on March 13, 2008
The bright side of a blond moment...well done!

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed on March 13, 2008
Hmmm....interestin' write and pic, Tinka; can't imagine you as a blonde; nope, I can't! Very well penned/illustrated!

Never wanted to dye my hair; if I did, I would have dyed it black.

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D

Reviewed by Ted Bossis
Reviewed on March 13, 2008
…tee-hee?? no way _ evollove (142)TedSo

Reviewed on March 13, 2008
LOL, Tinka - worth a try. :) Who said blondes have more fun??

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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