America

 land of the free,
as long as we pay our tax fee.
Don't pay the tax,
along comes the IRS ax.
Everything is taxed,
even if we're waxed.

American I am,
proud my Uncle is Sam.
Uncle Sam lets us do,
we can even sue.
This is the opportunity land,
where Custer made his
first and last stand.

There's plenty for all,
especially if we play
pro basket or football.
It's a possibilty,
too drive a big Hummer utility.
Some can own homes of class,
others can't even afford the gas.

But basically lifes great,
as long as we have
food on our plate.
A roof over our head,
and 
our bills aren't in the red.
America I am proud to say,
you truly over tax my pay,
and
I better not have
too much to say.

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