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One Man's Junk
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I came into this world with nothing, and I'll leave with nothing. The alpha and the omega. To fill the gap, I've got too wake from my nap. This poetry thing isn't me. I'm a person low key. I've been possessed by who the heck knows? But each and everyday it grows.
Verse curse, umfa ah or umph ah, ah hahahahahahahaha, let me go fool!!!


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I think I'm a poet,
at least I try to show it,
so others might know it.
I go by the name Onepoet.
I don't put much time in my verse,
this poeming seems to be a curse.


Sometimes I write a lot of junk,
some try to put me with the skunk.
Others say my poetry is good,
so I guess I'd better knock on wood.
I treasure my junk,
try too perfume up the skunk.


Sometimes it still stinks,
but on I inks,
after I finish my thinks.
Writing too me is a pleasure,
one which I try to measure.
But I'm running out of tape,
still there is no escape.


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 Reviews of "One Man's Junk"
Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on February 18, 2007
Yup, some things writers write doesn't fit -- it's called rewriting, but I like your way of saying it better. R

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on February 15, 2007
yes, we all work at being better and improving our art-

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on February 15, 2007
I believe the tenacity that you have, and the love that you show towards others clearly depicts you as one with great potential. A great poet who is seriously under rated. It is not the fancy words you use, but the fact that you use words written from your heart, whether good or bad. Shine on *OnePoet! Love Holly

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 15, 2007
You are on a roll poet one-two-three!!

Love Tinka


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