Blip blam boom,
what a screwball gloom.
Whatcha gonna do with a smiling face,
keep the mother sucker in place.
Maybe act like a screwball,
some sucker doing the chicken call.

Cockle do do,
quack, quack too.
Mooooooooooo goes the cow,
before he becomes a steak for chow.
Freaking humanoid eaters,
giving all the animals the jitters.

Big azz lion in the jungle howling,
just waiting on some sucker prowling.
George, George of the jungle swinging,
nothing but a screwball winging.
Tarzan the man,
him got better screwball plan.

Jane and boy in the tree house,
big azz elephants affraid of a mouse.
Mighty mouse a flying super rat,
strong enough to beat the big cat.
Just a screwball cartoon,
lets have some reality soon.

Poof out on that screwball reality,
it'll make you a fatality.
I dream of Genie in a bottle,
let up off that gas throttle.
Superman save all,
even Clark Kent the screwball.
Tricks are for kids silly wabbit,
by now don't you get it.

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