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How to Fail
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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We got to learn how to fail, the president is a good example.


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Run for president
win and then screw up
the whole world
and country
Then deny fault
don't take no blame
or feel no shame
Even when screw up
calls your name

Kiss Russia's azz
don't do anything about
the price of gas
Sat back and watch
as the dominos fall
and the mortgage industry
make people crawl

Watchout don't stumble
even as big banks crumble
Call for offshore drilling
don't give a crap about
spilled oil killing
the birds and fish
Mr President make a wish

I wish they'd ok my bill
the heck with the fish kill
All those bucks
will be a thrill
Get on with the drill
Guess I should
make an appeal
So all you folks please chill
I's the president
I have strong will

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 Reviews of "How to Fail"
Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on July 24, 2008
lol, this is humorous but at the same time I can feel the frustrations that most people have...

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on July 22, 2008
well expressed frustration in your wonderful signature style!

Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on July 22, 2008
You express societal problems very well including the biggest one, the leader. R

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on July 22, 2008
lol. Very well penned. I love the way you were able to include most all of our pressing problems right now into your write. Excellent. Liz


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