Voyages of the startrek Enterprise, some did surprise. I don't know about trusting those transporters.
Captain Kirk ordered Scottie
to beam him up
before the atmosphere
became corrupt
Kirk got caught somewhere
in outer space limbo
Finally the transporter
locked in on all of the captain
That is Scottie thought
Part of the Captain got caught
The captain was welcomed
aboard his starship
He ran right to the bathroom
unzipped his uniform pants
and checked his sexual organs
They were missing
Kirk got to hissing
He went back to the transporter
ordered Scottie to send him
back where he came from
He arrived back in limbo
with his pretty alien bimbo
collected the rest of his pieces
Then ordered Scottie to
make darn sure
he beamed every single piece
of him back aboard
Didn't work again
his alien girlfriend
kept blocking the beam
that contained his manhood
For months Kirk was in
a real bad mood
The captain begged
and pleaded
until his alien
girlfriend conceded
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
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