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Yum Yummy
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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It's very hard to quit eating everything we're not suppose to eat, but I have cut down.


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I deal with my tummy
it thinks I'm a dummy
It gets to growling
yes and my greedy butt
gets to treat prowling
I get to looking at
everything my tummy loves
then it continues to shove

Next thing I know I'm
giving into the growl
or my tummy will
continue to howl
Ten pounds later
I'm still a big greedy alligator
with my tummy still
the dictator

The doctors screams
you've gained some
My tummy goes ignore
the doctor he's dumb
When we leave here
we won't waste a crumb

Yum yummy
for my stomach
I'm a dummy

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 Reviews of "Yum Yummy"
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on June 5, 2009
on a strict diet myself right now--yuck!

Reviewed by Lew Duffey
Reviewed on June 5, 2009
Oh, Poet:
Don't be ruled by that greedy tummy. It may think it is yummy but your kidney may no and your liver and don't forget your heart. I could go on.
Don't be a dummy. Say no to your Tummy. LOL.
But this is a great write.
God bless,
Lew

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 5, 2009
Don't we all have the same problem,
If we worried about all that we eat,
We would die of the worrying, that wouldn't be too neat,
If we are going to die anyway,
Why not just go happy & fed, the only to go, way... Ed & rufuz


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