Lord I only got about
thirty members
and I've been here through
quite a few Decembers
It seems my collection plate
is in an almost empty state
I wonder if you can relate
I'm kind of concerned about
my pastoral fate
especially my pay
which the church had to delay
On Sunday ten members came
The way the collection plate looked
was ashame

I think I have a great plan
I'll simply tell the world I'm
going to burn the Quran
After all I'm only a man
growing real close to the end
of my life span
Anyway it's not your religion
I figure it's a great decision

See it all worked out
I'm now a famous preacher
with more clout
Serving you and myself is
actually what I'm about
Maybe I'll write a book about
this Quran situation
Then hit the talk shows with
my own explanation
I'll be an overnight sinsation
Let he without a full collection plate
sit around and wait
not me
I have to pay too
nothing in your world is free

opg