A registered Independent voter, I'm NOT trying to influence anyone's vote. Say it as I see it; no offense intended; love cartoons, satire.
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When you try to talk,
folks can hear a squawk ...
he's forks in both hands,
pricking his demands.
He's prone to pout, cry;
don't bat when he lies.

Speaks with a forked tongue
when all is said, done.
Squeaks with a forced tongue--
little bit of truth,
little bit of lie.
Oh, my, what a guy.

Tell folks what you know,
that 'know-it-all' glows.
Did he 'hear' it right?
Who cares? Like to fight!
I can't help but sigh ...
don't want folks to die.

Speaks with a forked tongue
when all is said, done.
Squeaks with a forced tongue--
little bit of truth,
little bit of lie.
Oh, my, what a guy.

When folks want to play,
it's Always HIS way!
"Gimme this!" "It's mine."
"Don't YOU cross the line."
Most folks say, "Good-bye."
He hogs all the pie!

Speaks with a forked tongue
when all is said, done.
Squeaks with a forced tongue--
little bit of truth,
little bit of lie.
Oh, my, what a guy.

When we see and say,
"THAT is the wrong way!"
His little temper
causes a stammer ...
"I.I.it's nnnnot! I.I.I. don't lie."
It's an act ... don't buy!

Speaks with a forked tongue
when all is said, done.
Squeaks with a forced tongue--
little bit of truth,
little bit of lie.
Oh, my, what a guy.