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Human 'sprawl' affects us all. Imagine Santa after all those cookies, goodies and milk dragging his bass behind him :)! ******************

Bass In A Sling I’ve got my bass in a sling. I’m towing it behind me— dare not let go ho-ho-ho … 'twould crush the snow. Please don’t ask about my bass. (Yes, something smells patoooey.) Sling shivers so ho-ho-ho … one would think I’d let ‘er go. I dare not run, shake my bass. invite watchers to party. I’ve too much class ho-ho-ho … to release that savage mass. Way too many folks stop, ask, “What’s in that sling on your rear?” Hand a mirror ho-ho-ho! “Any clearer?” POP! Now I’m dragging that old bass! Move aside and let us pass.

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