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How to get rid of unwanted Christmas Presents..
by Ch'erie de Perrot → (All Poetry by Ch'erie de Perrot)
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Ornary I know, but ppl are doing it!!!
Ps The Pic above is what A Merry Christmas looks like Standing on yer head!












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                               WOW
                      Fantastic Present
                   Thank you Aunty Dolly
                 Feigns smile, rolls eyes turns green
               about the same shade as the tree, from
             whence it just came from, "this is so so...neat!
          Thinks to self, I got a foot warmer last year, sheesh!
      Now what do I do with the stupid thing, hmmmm...........
                                   EBAY.
                                  Logs on
                              Oh No, theres 100's
                              Can't even auction it off..
                              What a lopsided Christmas!

 

 

Notice to all Grandparents, Parents, Aunts and Uncles!
DO NOT BUY TIE'S, SOCKS, JOCKS, or other undesirable items for your loved ones. They WILL end up on EBAY, and even though you don't know what the heck that is, trust me, it's not good! There's little respect for YOU in this world anymore, Kids want Ipods...Transformers, Playstations, TMNT suits and accessories, Notebooks, small or large... You know, just the usual inexpensive stuff like that.

Footwarmers are definately a no brainer!

TY
Ch'erie de Perrott
Copyright 2007 for a few more days!!

 

        

              
 

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 Reviews of "How to get rid of unwanted Christmas Presents.."
Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on July 8, 2008
Cool! Really Cool!

Funny too!

John Michael

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on December 28, 2007
But footwarmers do come in handy on those cold mornings.
Happy and healthy New year to you and family Ch'erie.
You are always included in my prayers for love ones.

Walt

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 27, 2007
UNDERwear from downUNDER sounds to be a neat present...but you can keep them...e

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 27, 2007
You got that right! Hope you had a good Cnristmas!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 27, 2007
Well after listening to the childrens Christmas wishes for the last month or so I have a deep understanding of what this write is all about Cherry Pie. What are we teaching our kids?

Fee

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 27, 2007
Ch'erie,

Yeah! I know what you mean. Peace, Love and Blessings Always, Paul.

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on December 27, 2007
Enjoyed I got a few of those gifts this year that left me puzzled as to why it was bought for me, and some that no thought was put into the purchase...I just smiled thanked the one doing the giving. I like to give gift cards for those that are hard to buy for, or for the person that has everything, or when I just don't have time to shop for that perfect gift...enjoyed the write, well done!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 27, 2007
No reponse...or I will get even less next time!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on December 27, 2007
I agree with Ed
I knows all bout e bay
Delightful write...
Have a Prosperous 2008
Ron

Reviewed on December 27, 2007
Ohboyohboyohboy, send ME those socks and footwarmers! LOL Since I've gotten older, feet always cold. Sigh...I'm grateful for anything I receive. (Except fruitcake *shudders* LOL) There are times, though, when people gift without thinking - old perfume, cheaply made things that break upon looking at them ... when you get home, throw away and say, "It's the thought that counts." :) If one doesn't know what to get for someone else, think green: cash. It's always the right size and color and ALWAYS fits! LOL

You are spot on when you say kids nowadays want all the latest in expensive gadgetry. Shoot, I'd love to get an iPod, too...maybe will go to the pawn shop later and pick one up at discount! Merry Christmas to me! LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, and may 2008 be your best year yet,

Karla.

Excellent poem, by the way: love the lopsided look to the tree. :)

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 27, 2007
i cannot remember not being thrilled at Christmas--it is an unfortunate and very self centered world it seems that folks have so much-i don't think children truly wish for things like I did--for months and couldn't wait to see it under the tree-we have so much now days i think....

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 27, 2007
What a greedy, selfish, lop sided world we truly have become. When I was a kid, any Christmas gift, no matter what - was a Grand One! Even the Underwear and Socks!!

Reviewed on December 27, 2007
I'm just happy with good old cash or a good ol' book to curl up with! Or notebook paper and crayons! No IPODS or Game STations for ME!! NOPE! Have NO use for those things! Hope your Christmas was good; mine was!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)

Sad when kids want things that their parents can't even afford...I was happy with the simple things; still am! :)


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