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Don't play with your food!
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How many times, Do I have to tell you??




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Don't play with your food!

 

Little Sally sat, sullen as sullen could be,
staring at her plate, full of Veges silently

Everynight the same, and soon the tears would flow
as Mother mashed them up, insisting she would grow

It mattered not, the taste, was bitter as gall
for Mother insisted on boiling, till they shrunk down very small

Sometimes in a paddy, Mother rammed those veges down
redfaced as a beet, she surely went to town

Her excuse was all worn thin, this thing bout growin in all
so sally picked the plate up, and threw it clean against the wall...

This aroused much anger, so she was sent off to her room
no desert tonight, just darkness doom and gloom

Mealtime was a trial, no little tot should face
when she thought about her tea time, her heart began to race

Till one day, as she was walking, past the kitchen sink
she thought of an idea, as she stopped to get a drink

Surely this would be the answer, she could not see why
after all did it matter, how they went down, why not try?

WHY NOT? A GOOD QUESTION INDEED!

When Mother turned her back, to go fetch clothes from the line
Sally grabbed the Veges, off the bench , before they were boiled to brine

At the table that night, the usual serving came
she uttered not a peep, though her kitten did not complain

Underneath the table, she slid those mushy monsters down
the munching from the Kitten, caused Mother to crack a frown

Still she saw them gone, and at last triumphant leered
then all of a sudden it had up and disappeared

Red as a boiled beet, Mothers face had surely gone
she was about to reach across and of the little one scone

Such a hard old Shebat, how could she not at least laugh
for the only thing needed on Sally's plate, was a celery stick for a Staff!

Father laughed out loud, at his daughters precious creation
said "from now on eat them Raw, that is my new proclaimation"

There was no more contest, no more forced eating mush
Raw was the way to go, and her health would be as lush

As the meal she did create, each and every night
So when they say DON"T PLAY WITH you're FOOD...

Tell them it's all bunk, Your creating a culinary Delight!

 

Ch'erie de Perrot
Copyright 2009
CAL Copyright Australia Ltd
All rights Reserved

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Don't play with your food!"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 16, 2009
What a funny write! And that's how I like my vege's too, raw. My mom did the plate fling once. Only it was spaghetti. On the ceiling. She was mad at me and dad. We were good for about a week afterwards. Be well. Patrick

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on April 20, 2009
Cute one Ch'erie, sounds like my daughter to this day will only eat her veggies raw. thank you for sharing.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed on April 19, 2009
Absolutely marvelous in its conception and delivery.

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on April 18, 2009
this is great--should have thought of that for my liver and onions!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on April 18, 2009
a delightfully cute scenario ...

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on April 18, 2009
Love it and it reminds me of some of my own childhood memories where my mother (throught necessity with nine kids to feed) would force us to eat things good for us whether we liked them or not.

Fee

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on April 18, 2009
Nice twist and what an enjoyable hoot...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed on April 18, 2009
LOL I loved this, thank you for the laughter
In Christs Love
Michelle~

Reviewed by L. Figgins
Reviewed on April 18, 2009
Lol! Brings back many memories. This is wonderful. Thank you, Che...Lin

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 18, 2009
Any big problems with the little ones eating their veggies, just send them up here with me, I NEVER have greens, cooked OR raw, just junk food they will enjoy, though they may grow up like me then, bad teeth, fat belly, & no energy...cute write, dear lady...best to the family...I will call soon again...Ed

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on April 18, 2009
Oh my,this is real cute sweet lady.. well done..have a wonderful and safe day...Hugss

Reviewed on April 18, 2009
Delightful write and piccy, Chezza; enjoyed~ Well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D

Reviewed on April 18, 2009
HA!!!! Too cute, Chezza. Love the piccy and write - well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Love what Mary Lacey said: tell 'em not to. They will do the opposite of what you tell 'em. Problem solved!!

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on April 18, 2009
My Little Girl has been making Vege faces for a while now, she's very artistic, just wish her Brother was the same!!

Reviewed on April 18, 2009
Ch'erie,

Such a wonderful rendition of what all mothers go through with toddlers. Of course, there is another way. Tell them not eat their vegetables. Children love to not do as they're told! Great write. Enjoyed immensely.

mary


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