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Brain Fart
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Time is useless when measuring thoughts
Capricorn Horoscope~ September 30,2004


BRAIN FART


From the records of our yesterdays
Thoughts became the words we say
Measured time would prove inept
To calibrate ALL we forget

Muuhaahaa

Huh?

Pax
A
 

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 Reviews of "Brain Fart"
Reviewed by J. Pajot
Reviewed on October 3, 2004
What? What? Excellently humorous...by the way, I love your home page and the music...borrowed the picture...it was beautiful. Bright blessings to you, M'Lady.

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on October 2, 2004
Oh, Lord. I can't even fathom it. LOL And I need that pic for a dear friend.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 2, 2004
Thanks for the smiles, Lady A. Love and peace to you. Regis

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 2, 2004
too funny!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 2, 2004
Picture perfect!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on October 2, 2004
<jargon, humour> 1. The actual result of a braino, as
opposed to the mental glitch that is the braino itself.
E.g. typing "dir" on a Unix box after a session with
MS-DOS.

2. A biproduct of a bloated mind producing information
effortlessly. A burst of useful information. "I know you're
busy on the Microsoft story, but can you give us a brain fart
on the Mitnik bust?"

3. Forgetting. Lost thoughts. Losing tract.


Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on October 2, 2004
Of course, this old wind-bag has just gotta say it... I MUST BE THE BIGGEST ONE OF THE LOT COS I DON'T EXACTLY GET THIS??!!! Never heard this expression before and the graphic is AMAZING!! The mind boggles - let alone - you know, the "f" word (don't exactly like it either, though I love the word "shite"!!) I always adore your candid, no bull(shite!) approach .... er... wos your name??!! LOL Who?!! Never heard of her... xx!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 2, 2004
Brain Farts can be very powerful!

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 1, 2004
funny and kool write
Lady A

William ...Peace

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 1, 2004
The picture says it all, you crazy nut...Ed

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 1, 2004
I've always hated that word, I don't know why except that
I have a mind that pictures everything;-) however I
couldn't miss your poem because I knew it would be unique
clever and worth reading! the graphic is awful;-)yuk

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on October 1, 2004
Tremendous write Lady...in your own inimitable style...
I wonder if Teresa Heinz 's mind farts a lot...LOL
Peter

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on October 1, 2004
I love it...true too,my little brain hopefully wont fart today,it is feeling well fed though from it's excellnet meal of one yummy new word,mustn't let myself forget it...'callibrate'...yummy,thanks for it lady A.
Best wishes
from
kay

Reviewed on October 1, 2004
(((lady a)))

LOLOLOL--o, this is hysterical...and it made sense to me! 'cause i forget too much LOL *thought i was gonna say 'fart too much', didn't ya? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? LOL*

and that graphic LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

saving this one, dear (((friend))), thanks for the laugh :)

(((HUGS))) and love and continued prayer, karla.


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