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CELTIC SALSA
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In dancing, the women usually know the steps and the men know the holds.
--Unknown


 

==CELTIC SALSA==

 

I once knew a fella who wanted to dance

But alas did not know how

He gave salsa class a chance

Causing....quite a row!

 

The music was spicy and wildly beat

For his touch the chicas yearned

This handsome fella had Celtic feet

That stepped, when they should turn

 

Oye guapo* koom dance weee meee

Pull clozer to my hips

Sting me like de honee bee

And I'll sail ju ........like a chip

 

For F***'s Sake! This Irishman sighed

He laughed and had a smile

When River Dancin' we never collide

And here we're grindin' in style

 

This latin dancin' s something grand!!

I've not a true complaint

And down below....me happy lad

Is just about to faint!

 

Caramba!

 

Muuhaahaa

 

Pax

 

A

Taim i'ngra leat

 

 

 

*Hey handsome

 
             

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 Reviews of "CELTIC SALSA"
Reviewed by Mark Mahoney (Reader)
Reviewed on May 15, 2005
Perhaps he had feet like mine... as in two left ones, a lovely write Anita, tis grand to know your as sharp as ever, take care...Mark xx

Reviewed on March 29, 2005
Anita,

"Trip the poem fantastic" ... the definitive 'hot' write!!


Best wishes,

Robert

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on March 29, 2005
Oh, when they shake it,
my heart can't take it!

Love & Light,
Joseph

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on March 28, 2005
Red hot chilli peppers here, Anita; this is SMOKIN!! Just adore the quote and oh so true... but isn't the getting knotted up half the fun?! It's all the blokes fault with those tight trousers they wear... they need to take a (fig)leaf out of the above lady's fashion sense!! Nothing like working up a thirst and an appetite on the dance floor. Off to get me tap shoes... Ginger R :)) LOL Kate xx

Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)
Reviewed on March 27, 2005
Excellent!.
I love these dances.,
Thanks So Much and hey
Happy Easter.
Love Tracey xo (C:)

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on March 26, 2005
hot* steps*

got things on the roll nicely here
and the pic, you got it
very enjoyable read

Reviewed by Joel Raja Kumar J (Reader)
Reviewed on March 26, 2005
Well, you have made the call and in style at that. Hope he comes a running, cause down below or up above he gotta faint!!!

Love from India - Joel -

Reviewed by SilverCeltic Moon
Reviewed on March 25, 2005
LOL! Oh I loved this one! Wonderfully written and so much fun to read. ;) Silver

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 25, 2005
great moves! ;)

Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed
Reviewed on March 25, 2005
Love those high heels.
blessin's
cynth'ya

Reviewed on March 25, 2005
Lady A,

Aye, carrrramba!!!!!!!!!!!!! You make my heart dance the Irish jig :)

Passion, passion, passion in ANY language is beautiful when penned by you :)

((((((HUGS)))))), love and continued prayers, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 25, 2005
You sure awakened my Celtic spirit with this one and I think you've got some of my ancestors dancing too, Anita. Thank you. Love and peace to you. Regis

Reviewed on March 25, 2005
this is great, anita; thanks for sharing! very nice!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on March 25, 2005
Thanks Kenny for the heads up on that Salsa Celtica I found their site and downloaded a tune from their webpage......I didn't even know they existed!
The name of this song is Yo mey Voy , meaning I MAY GO......
Sounds like a considered invitation lol

Happy holidays!
pax A

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on March 25, 2005
lol Hey I've stepped on my share of toes.
I love the salsa though, hey I didn't say
I could dance to it. Great write!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 25, 2005
Gotta love that latin dancin - and this poem!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 25, 2005
Hehehehehe...you are asnutz as I am and maybe just that titsy bit more insane.....lol!!

Happy Easter sis!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 25, 2005
Ah my Celtic cousin, pretty wild stuff and I love the graphic. Some would have ahard time marrying celtic to latin but you did it so effortlessly.

Felix

Reviewed by KJ McPhee
Reviewed on March 25, 2005
hey yu'd like salsa celtica, scottish/Irish salsa band from edinburgh scotland. i like hector lavoe and benny more da best. and the elio reve band. k

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 24, 2005
You are one crazy celtic lady...ed

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 24, 2005
Anita your humor has no bounds;-)!!! Lots of fun
in this one, honee bee ;-)
etw

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on March 24, 2005
I've been thinking of learing the salsa, after having lessons in Cuba, sure is fun fun fun, just like your write.
Never understood why some pronounce Keltic, and others seltic?
One sure can get into a mucking fuddle, learning though..

Reviewed by Barbara Terry
Reviewed on March 24, 2005
cute Anita, very cute (giggles). I have danced with guys before, even though I was supposed to be dancing with girls (giggles again), at dances held at the institutions. When they tried to tell me I have to dance with girls, or sit down,I sat down. They could not figure it out (giggles some more). but he guys were clumsy and oafish, and did not even know how to keep step to the music (giggles a lot). may the Lord be with you always, and at your side constantly. With much love in my heart, joy to the world, peace on earth, & ((((((((((MANY, MANY SISTERLY HUGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS))))))))))), Barbie

"If I have to...Then I may as well be."

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on March 24, 2005
Lots of fun, this one, Anita. Loved it. ~~Nordette


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