I wrote this poem on request for a Cowboy friend, who is lusting over his Mexican next door neighbor.....
HE ASKED FOR IT! 
Muuhaahaa
 
DOWN PAT!
 
He crept out softly with a hush
He took it slow........he didn't rush
He saw her open window blind
The gears revolved within his mind
 
He quickly took that needed shower
And only jerked off for an hr
Just  a rub, to make it stand
And knew he was, the cowboy grand
 
Took his hairy ass all white
Naked in the broad day light
Past her window......with a cough
And hoped that it would not ........go soft
 
The tv blared at full blast
And there strolled Pat, at half mast
Flexing biceps, abs pulled in
Parading with a cocky grin
 
Shocked  senora finally saw
The wanna be, QUICK DRAW, MC GRAW
Aye Dios, the man's gone loco
Pillsbury hombre........aye so dough dogh
 
Shame on you!!! You filthy sum!!
She screamed at his erection numb
I put on you a latin curse
And nothing could.......be worse than worse!!!
 
Cowboy pat, winked and spat
He knew that he was above that
He said senora kiss me now
When suddenly........he felt......kerpow!!!
 
He found himself upon his back
Beneath a lump of  something slack
It smothered him, and coverd all
When pushed aside.......it just grew tall
 
Pat was shrunken down to size
Of an inch worm ......on the rise
But his cock remained the same
 
guess what happanded
 
Poor Pat drowned......as he came!!
 
The end!!
 
pax
A
5/5/06

 

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I have a musician friend over in Greece who wrote this poem, when I shared Poor Pat with him, and he came up with this........cute

I got this ladyfriend over yonder
Who sends these poems for me to ponder
Shes nice ‘n’ pretty her name’s Anita
In bet Fellini would steal her for Dolce Vita
I wish I could become a postcard
And fly the skies as fast as Concard (hahahaha)
And smoothly land on her charming lap
Like Rip Van Winkle and take a nap!

Fat chance Zorba I say!

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Pat's Revenge On Me

used  to  they  would  stare and  say
hey that  Anita's ass  is damn  fine
now it's  more  like  HEY HEY!!
lookit her lip  her 'stache is bett'n mine

(Callous cowboy making fun of my menopausal mustache, the meanie! LOLOL)