COOKIES GOTZ  NO BRAINS Pt 3
 
PARADISO OREO
 
For ten years the wars continued
Thru a hundred generations
Cuz cookies have a shelf life
Marked by expiration
 
And tho their days were numbered
They lived life to the max
Free range, organic sweeties
Out of vacuum packs
 
They lived within death's shadow
And yet the strong survived
Despite the threat that Ed
Obsessively supplied

 
The traces of his battle scares
Were evident to all
As well as lonely anguish
When to his hounds he'd call
 
Yoohooooodiiiiiiiduuuuuueeeeeeee
 
(They ran off with the ice cream ogre, remember?)
 
A toothless demon horrid
A belly lined in brass
With boozy breath of beer
And noxious farts of gas
 
His head was filled with pimples
A slimy pulpish waste
That grew to pointed horns
Above his devil's face
 
And from his rotted rump
His crack soon grew a tail
With arrow point at end
He's spear as cookies wailed
 
Oh Nooo Mr Ed is gonna be mean to meeee!
Agggghhhh
 
 
 
And so.....
 
When cookies reached a toasty age
Their chewy texture stale
The found themselves recruited
By molded cookies  frail
 
 
Pssssssssst Com' Errr Little Cookie
 
Join a secret sect
Rewards will be beautific
A sacrifice for Oreo
A dunking honorific
 
HUH?
 
Bathe yourself with poisons
Ed's mouth is lined in metal
The poison will go down his pipes
And in that belly settle
 
He will never know
Until it is too late
Your death as will as his
All well celebrate
 
Da crumb you say!!!???
 
Listen!!!
 
You'll go to Cookie Paradise
Baked in a virgin pan
Flipped by 60 spatchulas
By an ungloved hand
 
Ohhh La La
But
I knead time to rise on this!
Hmmmm....not done yet, still thinking
 
Now A Pax led those sweeties
To fight, not sacrifice
She was against those Moldies
And suicide advice!!!
 
There is no need for murder
Ed can be redeemed
We'll teach him to be loving
And only eat........ice cream
 
The cookies had their doubts
And found A Pax naive
The moldies bowed to OREO
Their COOKIE CRUMB supreme
 
But now 
 
All was such a mix up
Lumps within the batter
With Cookieville divided
Ed....was....getting.....fatter
 
To Be Continued
 
YOOHOOODIIIIDUUUUEEEEE!!!
 
Pax
A
6/22/06
 
Pax means peace in Latin

So is the trap set?
or
Is love the answer
 
See what arises!!
 
Muuhaahaaa