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A Bad Combination
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Why should a man's mind have been thrown into such close, sad, sensational, inexplicable relations with such a precarious object as his body? ~Thomas Hardy



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Bad Combination

Some combinations are just a pain
Like big ole ears, and a tiny brain
And caution must not be distained
When taking showers with open drains!!!!

Could one explain, how he lost his brain??
Without the grey matter to ascertain??
It would be a hardship to explain!!
And folks would think him, plain insane!!!


Anita
8/30/02

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 Reviews of "A Bad Combination"
Reviewed on December 24, 2007
:)Clever Indeed This One Is
Vickie

Reviewed by Joyce Devenish
Reviewed on September 24, 2007
I liked this one. An enjoyable read. As I have been away and fallen behind this one was a nice easy start to help me catch up. Thank you...Joyce

Reviewed by Miss Pandora (Reader)
Reviewed on December 28, 2006
Can't say more than has already been said...but lol, still laughing! Loved it. Panda :)

Reviewed by Birdie Houston (Reader)
Reviewed on March 2, 2003
Funny and good poem ! Super job Lady A

Reviewed by Jay G
Reviewed on February 20, 2003
most enjoyable

Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)
Reviewed on February 20, 2003
This explains it!!!
Enjoyed this great fun write!

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)
Reviewed on February 20, 2003
Ah this is my Queen of
zany at her witty best. You always make me smile.

Reviewed by Eileen
Reviewed on February 19, 2003
Excellent! very witty and creative;-)

Reviewed by Victor Jensen
Reviewed on February 19, 2003
I sure couldn't argue with you there.I love this clever explination, so well done.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 19, 2003
So that's what happened--it washed off!

Reviewed by Angela Velez (Reader)
Reviewed on February 19, 2003
this is jsut great lol

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
Reviewed on February 19, 2003
very funny LOL have you seen my brain theN?LOL very creative and humorous great job on it

Reviewed by Christine Morell
Reviewed on February 19, 2003
Fantastic, Lady A !...you are one funny, intelligent lady.
Chrissie x

Reviewed on February 19, 2003
LOL...you said it, lady A...you said it. (((HUGS))) and love, karla. *still chuckling*

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on February 19, 2003
Gave me a good laugh!

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on February 19, 2003
lol a funny write lady A very good

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on February 19, 2003
Hahaha this is just fantastic Lady A...Floria

Reviewed on February 19, 2003
Outstanding piece of creativity.

Reviewed by g g (Reader)
Reviewed on February 19, 2003
Lady A
This is excellent
Wonderful imagery
Huggs Lady G.

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on February 19, 2003
Really good one

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on February 19, 2003
Outstanding write...HUGS....cheers...love n luck...BHUWAN


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