All things pass... Patience attains all it strives for. -Mother Teresa
CERTAINITIES
Its certain the rain will always fall down
The earth is not flat, we know it is round
A rolling stone, will not gather moss
Politicians will lie and always emboss
If you wash your car, you know it will rain
Your paycheck is chocking, the taxes a drain
Whatever goes down, cannot float back up
Chocolates and sweets, can make pimples erupt
You get in the shower, the telephone rings
A scam for donations? ITS NOT HAPPENING!!!!
Your late for work, and traffic a mess
Why bother to get up, why bother to dress?
You've raked your lawn clean, not a leaf on the ground
The wind does its dance, and blows the rest down
You hit the mall, to catch a great sale
Comes home with a raincheck, it never fails
Got plans to relax by the tube for a bit
A thunderstorm roars, your cable is hit
All of these episodes that cause us to frown
Piss off and annoy us, taunt and confound
Push a good mood from neutral, then into a frown
Turn the best of our plans, inside out, upside down!
But these are trivialities...the world still spins round !
And life can be awsome, so just stick around!!!!
Anita 9/13/99
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Reviews of "Certainities"
Reviewed by Trey Bienville (Reader)
Reviewed on February 22, 2003
Well said & OH SO True girl!
~Trey!
Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)
Reviewed on February 22, 2003
LOL...This was so funny, Anita. How come you got this one by me. I know, it was in the vault.:)
isnt it ironic, doncha think, alittle too ironic, yeah i really do think. Its like rain on your wedding day, a free ride when you've already paid, its the good advice that you just didnt take.....sorry just got carried away, good writing well do that to you.
josie
Reviewed by Jay G
Reviewed on February 22, 2003
Very Witty and True. Its Lady A meets Murphy and his law.
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~Trey!
Love from India - Joel -
josie
Chrissie xx