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CAN YOU SWIM
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Don't refuse to go on an occasional wild goose chase - that's what wild geese are for.~Unknown CAN YOU SWIM?! Run away, run away, run away with me! To an isle so remote, across the turquoise sea Our ship is waiting by the pier... provisions I did pack I tricked some pirates by the shore...their pantry I ransacked! Run away, run away, run away with me! My actions were impulsive, and a bit greedy! I knew they'd just come from a raid, their hull filled to the brim So I just BORROWED, gold and jewels...on an impulsive whim! By the way, I should say, this ships not REALLY mine! But is she not a BEAUTY? We'll fly from this coastline!! Those pirate thugs are wasted, on Puerto Rican Rum Their snores could wake the angels, or pierce some poor ear drum! By the way, do you pray? Yes, I hope that you do!!! Please ask the Lord in heaven to teach me something new! I've never manned the helm before, I'm virgin to this trade But I'm a bold and cheeky soul, whose not a lick afraid! By the way, did you see, those torches on the shore? Seems a mob is rushing, upon our ship at moor! Those pirates are all sobered up, and they look mad as hell!! I feel my courage slipping, LETS BID THIS JAUNT FAREWELL!! By the way, may I ask, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?? This sport I've never mastered...But now I shall BEGIN!! So dear friend, don't blame ME, for this fine mess we're in!! Your arm I did not have to twist! So stew in your own sins!! Anita 6/14/01 MuuuHaaaaHaaaaaa �

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Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader)

Reviewed on April 16, 2003

HA HA HA HA HA HA! Oh, my tummy hurts! I absolutely LOVED this and the idea was SO VERY creative! Great mind! Teresa

I needed that!

Reviewed by Jay G

Reviewed on April 16, 2003

Shiver me timbers!

Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy

Reviewed on April 15, 2003

lady A, I loved it! Such adventure and temptation in a lovely cadance. Beautifully done.

Bobbi

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

Reviewed on April 15, 2003

This was great! I really enjoyed this one tonight!

Excellent,

Reindeer

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)

Reviewed on April 15, 2003

Lady A~

This is so excellent.
Loved it all
peggy

Reviewed by Cherokee Sage (Reader)

Reviewed on April 15, 2003

Funny lady.
Peace,
Cherokee

Reviewed by Maria Lupinacci

Reviewed on April 15, 2003

Ohhh! How cool is this? Love your wit, and just the whole write! This was a real treat!

Hugs,
Maria

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)

Reviewed on April 15, 2003

Dear Anita, Oh Queen Of Laugh you have done so again....lol

Pax
tony

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)

Reviewed on April 15, 2003

avast ye scurvy dog to davy jones we shall sink BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW TO SWSIM IN DEEP OCEANS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH athis was so hilarious and an awesome wonderful; poem tale ncie jobn on this oner

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on April 15, 2003

Hee, hee, I love pirate stuff
A cleaver write

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on April 15, 2003

joyful enjoyable write girl!!

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

Reviewed on April 15, 2003

Awesome...and brilliantly done. Bravo.

Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader)

Reviewed on April 15, 2003

ahoy there me hearty, beats walking the plank and falling into davey jones locker.......err meant to say.....yess loved this so much..

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