Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. J. R. R. Tolkien
SCHIZOPHRENIC PINBALL
String along, tie the knot Elastic makes a great slingshot! Just rope it in, pull in real slow Take your time, don't get SCHIZO!!!!!!!
If its in the cards for you Don't act crackbrained, or get cuckoo Perhaps its yours, perhaps its not What did I want???? Shit!!! I forgot!!!
A New York second, goes by so quick Don't think about it.....You'll get BRAINSICK! Mental masterbation (STRESS) is such a waste Potential lost in TOXIC haste!!
The pinball bounces round the game The sights and sounds won't be the same Drop your quarters in real quick You WON a free game!!! Ain't you slick!?!?!?!?
BONNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!
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Reviews of "Schizchophrenic Pinball"
Reviewed by Divinity 11 (Reader)
Reviewed on January 6, 2004
hehe, this is great..next time can i be one of the flappers (not flashers-i read your other poem ;)), and smack the thoughts around?
very witty
damn! why didn't i write that?
jessica
aka
gypsie
gee Lady, this had all the makings of a real life arcade, that is the way said, I could hear this being said walking thru tents there, and listneing, ty al
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 5, 2004
Sure played a mean pinball, as the Who said, nice laugh,Honi is right,tilt..
Anita, this is excellent. I'm glad you ended it. I was getting dizzing bouncing off the bumpers.(lol)
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on January 5, 2004
Hahahahaha I am sick with fever today and when I read this it cleared my head LOL...my grandson had one of these..I love them..this was so neat Anita. I love your sense of humor...floria
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very witty
damn! why didn't i write that?
jessica
aka
gypsie
Carmen
;)
ty, Dani
any further! This was great and your flow
always hits the mark!
Hugs,
Maria
LOL--too funny "pinball wizard" came immediately to mind
thanks for the memory jog (((HUGS)))
love,
karla. :)
Enjoyed reading this !!
Love Tinka