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Were You Talking to Me
by David Lee Thompson → (All Poetry by David Lee Thompson)
Thursday, February 4, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Eventually, the inability to hear reaches everyone, that is, if they live long enough.


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 Photo from Dealing With Hearing Loss - Senior.com

 
My wife sits there,
    and I sit here.
But between us both
    There's not one good ear. 
 
She wears headphones
    strapped across her head.
And my one right ear,
     well, it's just plain dead.
 
The TV's on,
    and it's turned up high. 
It's way too loud,
    and that ain't no lie.
 
Our son walks in.
    Grabs hold of his head. 
And with a loud voice yells,
    You tryin' to wake the dead?
 
I tell him, Son,
    there's comin' a day.
And it won't be long
    before you're hollerin', Hey?
 
The apple doesn't fall far
    from the old apple tree.
Soon you'll ask of others,
    Were you talking to me?
 
©2016 By David Lee Thompson

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Were You Talking to Me"
Reviewed by Diana Wiles
Reviewed on May 18, 2016
I love this! It's good that we can find humour in such things...
But have you ever been accused by your wife of 'selective hearing'? Lol
I remember my Mother accusing my Dad of it...:-)
Hugs,
Diana....

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on February 11, 2016
This is so cute and so true-to-life!

Connie

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on February 7, 2016
I LOVE IT, DAVID! YEAH, IT'S LIKE YOU SAY...'IF' WE LIVE LONG ENOUGH OUR DAY WILL COME. THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by ChrisTopher Stone
Reviewed on February 6, 2016
Glad you wrote this poem, because I'd never hear you if you read it to me!

Thanks, with a smile.
Chris

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 5, 2016
Your poem falls very close to home. My mother is so near deaf that the strongest hearing aids no longer help her. It looks like I'm gradually moving that way. People around me keep telling me that I've turned the TV up to high and I've started to use close captioning to try to catch words I don't. Although it's quite funny to see what comes up on the screen.

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on February 5, 2016
Your poem speaks volumes.
It's perfectly clear.
And it's just loud enough,
For me to hear.

Michael D.

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on February 4, 2016
Funny poetry! LOL! Loudly Tee Hee! Very nice Laugh OUT LOUD Poetry!


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