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Cut To The Chase
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Yeah, I know - Weird Is, as Weird Does!

But don't report me, to the FUZZ!

Maybe I'm Crazy, a tad Maniacal,

But Gonadatropins Stimulate the Follicle!

http://www.vivo.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/endocrine/hypopit/lhfsh.html

In short, I have Gargantuan Gonads!




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Cut To The Chase

Copyright: 02-12-08 - Tom Hyland


We Are Born! We Live! We Die!
That’s It! Full Circle!
Done! Finito!
TAPS!


Some Live A Long Life - Some Don’t!
Some Get Richer - Some Get Poorer!
Some Become Nuns - Vows Of Chastity,
Others Poke Anything - Real Whorers!


Some Get An Education - Book Larnin’
Others Stay Stupid - And Happy!
Some Write Prolific Prose,
Others Stuff’s - Just Sappy!


Some Are Healthy -
Live To Ninety-Eight!
Others Overdo Obesity,
Are Early At The Pearly Gate!


Some Make Love.
Others Make War.
Some Are Sweet.
Others - Rotten To The Core!


Some Are Clean.
Others Stink!
Some Are Mean.
Some Swim - Others Sink!


Some Are Artistic.
Others Not!
Some Are Ugly.
Others - Hot!


Some Eat Meat!
Others Don’t!
Some Always Will!
Others Never Won’t!


Some Are Hard Workers.
Others Are Bums!
Some Live In Mansions.
Others Live In Slums!


A Select Few Are Leaders.
Rise To The Top!
The Masses Of Classes,
Frolic In The Slop!


What Is Our Purpose,
In This Thing Called Life?
Is It To Sally Forth,
And Persist Through Strife?


Some Are Really Lucky,
Great Sense Of Humor,
Others Are Less Fortunate,
Or Is That Just A Rumor?


Try As We May,
Try As We Might,
There’s Always A Struggle,
Always A Fight!


Mind Your Own Business,
Stay Out Of Trouble,
Oops! Another War,
Just Busted The Bubble!


We’ve All Heard The Story,
‘Bout The Birds And The Bees,
But Still We Scurry Like Ants,
Dotting I’s And Crossing T’s!


Some Are Venusians,
Get Beauty Out Of Jars,
Others Are Macho-Men,
Who Come From Mars!


Why Can’t We Get Along?
Why So Much Fuss And Ado?
Are We Just Animals,
And Belong In A Zoo?


I Have No Answers,
A Word To The Wise -
A Hug - A Squeeze - A Kiss
Tell Me No Lies!


We Are Born! We Live! We Die!
That’s It! Full Circle!
Done! Finito!
CRAPS!



In The Famous Words
Of Allen Funt -

“Smile, You’re On Candid Camera!’

- AND -


"When people are smiling they are most receptive to almost anything you want to teach them."



:) :) :) :) :) :) :)


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 Reviews of "Cut To The Chase"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 19, 2008
Thank you for sharing your perspective via your wit and humor, Tom. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on February 12, 2008
I loooove this, man! Right ON.
Becca~

Reviewed on February 12, 2008
Oh, Tom...you are on a spin! You had me laughing all the way - but there is a message in this, too, methinks. Maybe, laughing is the only way out? Enjoyed.

Micke

Reviewed on February 12, 2008

Outstanding unique composition... Every line in it is bountiful to feed the mind, but I think that stanza sixteen bears a great message:
---------------------/
"Some Are Venusians,
Get Beauty Out Of Jars,
Others Are Macho-Men,
Who Come From Mars!"
--------------------/

Thank You for sharing this wise-wonder.

In admiration,

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on February 12, 2008
And supposedly we all came out of the same gene pool.
Good rant. But as long as man is on the planet, there will never be peace. Compromise is a dirty word to many.

Elizabeth


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