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Singsong
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Found an old picture on my Puter,
is it masculine, or only Neuter?

Mirror, mirror, on the Wall,
have I Guts - or only Gall?

A THONG FOR YOU!



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SINGSONG

© - Tom Hyland - 08-13-08


Strike the Harp -
Bang the Gong -
Sing-a-Long -
To my Singsong!

Is it Right?
Is it Wrong?
Light your Pipe -
Smoke your Bong!

Consider the Ape -
Named King Kong -
Guess the Size of -
His Ding-Dong!

Take a Cruise To -
Olde Hong Kong -
From a Haberdasher -
Buy a Thong!

Is your size Short?
Or is it Long?
Does it Bounce -
During Ping-Pong?

Is there Rhythm -
To my Song?
Can my Verse -
Gather a Throng?

Is this Yin?
Or maybe Yang?
Mix the Two -
Get a Bang!

Come to the Fore -
Come Tagalong -
Bing - Bam - Thank you, Ma’am -
That’s my SINGSONG!


© - TKH



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 Reviews of "Singsong"
Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on September 8, 2008
8-) 8-) 8-) !!!

Reviewed on August 18, 2008
ROTF! A funny song, thanks, Tom.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 14, 2008
Did you give one of those pics to the Jersey Devil? I hear he's sellin 'em on E-Bay!

Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on August 13, 2008
It's funny. Thanks for the laughs.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on August 13, 2008
Oh my,what am I to do with you sweetie...GIGGLES...cute picture darlin..and these words oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..you are a naughty TK
stay safe and well...Hugssss,much love to you sweetie xoxo

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on August 13, 2008
What are you doing showing off like this. I guess each to his own, whatever makes you happy, do it. Fun is needed in this world sometimes we take life too seriously. Good sing a long too.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 13, 2008
Thank you for sharing your humor once again, Tom. All your singsong can't be wrong. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed on August 13, 2008
This brightened my day with your humor. Thank you.

Mary

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 13, 2008
I am glad i didn't see this till AFTER we met...oh your poor nieces, they have to deal with you way too much...ed


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