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Polish Jokes

© - Tom Hyland - 6/5/11


Two Jokes solely for -
ED Kostro’s Edification!

- ONE -


From Way, Way Back - When I was a Mere Teenager:


Big, Strapping Polish Stevedore
Walks into a Bar -
Sits on a Stool, next to a
Big, Strapping Red-Neck.

Pollack orders a Beer -
Red-Neck says:
“I’ll Bet you $10. I can make you CRY!”
Response: “No Way! I am a Macho Man!”

Each puts $10. On the Bar.
An uneasy quiet ensues -
Finally, the Polish guy says:
“Well, what are you waiting for?”

DRUM ROLL!

“I’m waiting for BOO!”

Pollack says:
“BOO WHO?”
“See, I made you Cry!”
Red-Neck takes Money and Leaves!


Not to be Outdone -
Pollack decides he Will
Get his Money Back -
And - Double it!

Really Big, Afro-American Guy
Sits down next to Polish Guy,
Who makes similar Challenge -
“I’ll Bet you $20. I can make you Cry!”

Each puts $20. On Bar.
Silence ensues:
Finally BAA asks:
“What are you waiting for?”

“I’m waiting for BOO!”

DRUM ROLL!

“WHO BOO BE?”


Sorry Galz n’ Guyz ...
That’s How I Heard it!
No Offense Intended!
It’z a JOKE!


- TWO -

Many Years Ago -
I worked with a Polish Guy.
On Many Monday AM’s -
I couldn’t wait to Tell him a Polish Joke.

But, One Monday Morning -
He came over to me and said:
“I have a Riddle for you!”
‘OK - Shoot!”

“What’s Black and Blue -
Bruised and Bleeding?”
I Pondered and Pondered -
And finally gave Up!


DRUM ROLL!

“An Irishman ...
Who Told One Too Many
Pollack Jokes!”


His Name was Bob Zymoski -

... I Got The Point!
And Congratulated him for Creating
THAT JOKE!


Afterwards, We Became Much Better Friends!


NO © HERE -


As I did Not Originate Either of the Above!


TKH.