“Yo, Tom! - Yo Tom!” ...
“Ewe Ain’t ‘Santa Claus” ...
Yer Nightmare is Over - Yew Ole Fuddy-Duddy”
Back to Reality ... Yer Jus’ ‘Ranter Cuz’!
But stay away from old Jersey Devil’s place,
Unless you are wearing, a real good gas mask;
Even Santa and his reindeer have to be careful,
Those very noxious fumes, will take you down fast!
And I prefer my Wild Turkey, to your Irish Cream,
But they both can bring on, some very wild dreams!
Ho, Ho, Ho! And Merry Christmas To You, Ranter Cuz!
I DID NOT need that nightmarish picture of you...now I will sleep fitfully thinking about that ugly mug of your's...& speaking of ranting, this one is full of " it", as usual from your neck of the Maryland woods...Jurseeeeeeeeeey
Christmas - only days away; plastic snowmen and glowing reindeer adorn the lawns of neighborhoods all across America. All is calm, all is bright, and yet there is something tragically wrong about this Christmas night.
With swift passage thr
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A delightful story of a needy family of squirrels who are kicked out of their village, because of their tattered clothes and nests.
Abandoned and in search of friends to accept them, they travel many roads of r
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“Ewe Ain’t ‘Santa Claus” ...
Yer Nightmare is Over - Yew Ole Fuddy-Duddy”
Back to Reality ... Yer Jus’ ‘Ranter Cuz’!
But stay away from old Jersey Devil’s place,
Unless you are wearing, a real good gas mask;
Even Santa and his reindeer have to be careful,
Those very noxious fumes, will take you down fast!
And I prefer my Wild Turkey, to your Irish Cream,
But they both can bring on, some very wild dreams!
Ho, Ho, Ho! And Merry Christmas To You, Ranter Cuz!