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Puter access down! Typin this Crap on teensey k/b of Cell phone. SUCKS !!!

Happy 358th BURF-DAY ! Dear Cuz "Wuss-a-Lot" KNAVE Matchless Matlack... AKA - "JERSEY DEVIL" livin in the Barrens... Yew have always been One Grumpy SOB ! A Lil Bird dun flew in from "Thornwood Mansion" This morn... from out Chicago Way... Note DUCT-TAPED to his Lil Talons advised... SO - Dust off yer Ole Rusty Crusted Armor... Fashioned from TIN-FOIL... MARCH down to de O-SHUN... Take a big DIP to remove yer Stink n' CRUD... Have big Slice of Pepperoni ZA... n' a large SOUR Lemonade on me! If'n yer Lucky, reflected Solar Energy... Will Shine some Light into yer Ole Bones... If NOT... Watch out for THUNDER-BOLTS !!! Greetings, Salutations, n' Hallucinations... From yer DEAR UN-devoted UN-dedicated UN-blood cousin... SIR CUR - THE ONE-ETH... TOM-KAT ... The Invincable Valedictorian Extraordinaire !!! HAPPY HAPPY ... BURP-DAY... BURF N' BARF ALSO !!!� P.S. ... OLE BRO GEORG 'EDVARD' ... IS UP THERE SOMEWHERE... LAFFIN' HIS ARSE OFF !!!

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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on August 3, 2013

This is going to be fun!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on August 3, 2013

SO - Dust off yer Ole Rusty Crusted Armor...
Fashioned from TIN-FOIL...
MARCH down to de O-SHUN...
And take a big DIP to remove yer Stink n' CRUD...

Amen and Wow - Brought a Tear to my eyes - You should write for Hallmark, Cuz Cur!!!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on August 3, 2013

You're a sick man, Hyland, Cuz Cur you old fart...but I really do appreciate you takin' time out of your busy schedule of molesting poor young things at the local bar and sending me this wonderful posting...I will try to do the same for you one day...e

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