I’m the laughing stock
of our suburban plot
if, in our window I’m sat.
I stick to our house
cos I look like a mouse
just impersonating a cat!
To the Parlour I went
for a trim to my pelt,
only to remove the tat!
But man, that groomer
made such a bloomer,
I spat and spat and spat.
My lady asked for a Line Cut
but, what I got was a Lion Cut,
ski boots, no coat, Oh drat.
Now, because I’m not fat
I’m a real COOL, cool cat
you need have no doubts about that!
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((((Hugs))))
~Nikki~
Reindeer
We have 2 new kittens, and they have made a Kitten out of our other cat.
Makes for a loaded bed at night.
:)
John