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Vivian L Dawson

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le lieu
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 "le lieu" 


Gentlemen..
Your aim will help
stand closer
maybe shorter than you think

Ladies..
Please remain seated for
the entire performance

Remember..if you sprinkle 
when you tinkle
Be a sweetie...wipe the seatie
 
Then turn the light out on
another successful journey
 
Live, Laugh out Loud and
Love doing it..Always Vivian

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "le lieu"
Reviewed by Rory Dall (Reader)
Reviewed on April 26, 2013
'Tis true, placement is everything. This is another reminder that certain domestic shortcomings (to go with the dust bunnies) only annoy women. Must raise our game guys!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 26, 2013
Remember..if you sprinkle
when you tinkle
Be a sweetie...wipe the seatie

I shall try to remember!


Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on April 25, 2013
Little different...Vivian...but cute.

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 25, 2013
Thanks for the advice I always heeded. I know some who don't.

Ron

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on April 25, 2013
Funny and true.
Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on April 25, 2013
~Lady Vivian~
Giggles !! Cute!!

Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on April 25, 2013
OK

Reviewed by ANNA CLOUTIER (Reader)
Reviewed on April 25, 2013
cute, smiling, too and of course a good reminder..lol. hug anna

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on April 25, 2013
cute smiling so here
budd


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