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Cell Phove VS My Personal Space...
by kj Force → (All Poetry by kj Force)
Sunday, May 3, 2015    Rated "PG" by the Author.
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Don't even think about getting in my space...Technology getting to you ?
It did me...OOPS I'm BAD


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People with cell phones can be very rude...

And they will continue to constantly intrude...

Some talk so loud and no matter the place...

You have to give up your personal space...

Each phone has a ring, that has a custom sound..

Like One Direction, Maroon, or a barking hound....

Ever stand behind one in the grocery line ?

It happens to me each and everytime...

Well the other day was the piece de resistance..

Just coming home from a really bad day..

I stopped at the grocery to buy a fine wine...

There was only one register open at the time...

A guy standing in front of me ..

Took a call from a woman you see..it wasn’t his wife .

as anyone could tell..and he boasted about how he lives in hell...

and how he was going to leave his wife and end the stress and all the strife..

He said see you tomorrow my sexy devil..and hung up to answer another call..

Oh hi honey, I had to work late..no haven’t seen or heard from that other woman

I told you it was over, she had a crush on me..I never gave her the time of day...

He went on telling her how he was not the cheating kind..

and I thought I would go out of my mind..

This affair I thought should come to a head....

So I leaned over his shoulder and loudly said...

Hey lover !!!!....why don’t you just come back to bed..?





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 Reviews of "Cell Phove VS My Personal Space..."
Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on May 6, 2015
What frustration drives you to doing.......
I specially hate when someone in the next restroom stall is talking on the phone.
Great story/poem!

Connie

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on May 4, 2015
Give me my personal space says it all.

Michael D.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 4, 2015
I hate the way cell phones have intruded on our lives. Texting or sexting is quieter but, because it makes the person doing it dumber than a fence post, is just about the same. But I love the way you ended your poem and an affair, just the same… Cool.

Ron

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on May 3, 2015
OMG! Way too cool.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on May 3, 2015
Yep. Been there standing in that line. I hardly even answer a call if I am in a public place, but if I do I always say I'll call you back.


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