AH MEN PRAYER

Our Father who art in Heaven, How will be Thy name?

Thy Kingdom come to calculate Which pronoun best emasculate.

Art Thou It, She or He; Let us know; perchance all three?

Art Thou Personhood or Neuter; Or forgive us: Star Computer?

Eons’ error some seek repaired Leaving us hes in full despaired.

Yet seeing pending change disdainful, Can only pray He to It unpainful.

Now, there are problems either way, Regardless what the pious say.

God’s not It, for what of Goddess; Neither Lord, for Lady (or Lordess).

If change for change must truly be I’ll vote for what best suits hes and me;

For equal time under Firmentous, For equal work and loving lent us,

The first choice be, Heaven’s hostess. In the name of Mother, Daughter and Holy Ghostess.

                          Ahwomen.