The squirrel has a really big nut
it keeps him in a really big rut
if he squeezed it down a bit
in the hole it might finally fit
once eaten he'll have a really big gut

His sterility is hereditary
no soldiers in his military
shooting blanks is not just a pun
shucking his duck is just for fun
so latex is not really nessesary

Fanny used to swing on the pole
now Fanny is getting too old
her legs don't hold her up
her tit slipped outta her left cup
Fanny needs to play the nip, tuck role