There was a New Year's masquerade
The people arrived in parade
There was this one guy
Who came by and by
Dressed in a costume which he made

A penis was how he was dressed
His costume won for it was best
It was quite a crowd
Perhaps a bit loud
The neighbors were not too impressed 

The guy in the penis disguise
Had just a slit over his eyes
Which he could see through
He drank down a few
Too many and said his good byes

The party went into the night
The parking lot held quite a sight
He staggered the lot
For he had forgot
Where he had parked his car that night

The neighbors had had enough so
They called the cops soon they did show
They said, "Keep it down"
Then said with a frown,
"Tell dancing dick he's got to go!"

Jane Noponen Perinacci
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