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I’m told this is the perfect woman…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Though I have to disagree,

I think she has to have as well a brain,

So together we can both enjoy the sea,

This kinda picture, though quite to some funny,

Isn’t all I want in my lady, she has to be my Rene’...


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 Reviews of "I’m told this is the perfect woman…"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 21, 2008
Your sentiments are quite vivid, Ed. Nicely done. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed on September 21, 2008
ED - SHAME on you for even posting such a male chauvinistic picture!

P.S. where can I order one of these?


Reviewed by Valerie Roeske
Reviewed on September 21, 2008
How humorous the picture,
too too funny,
thanks for the laugh,
Valerie

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on September 21, 2008
hahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fee's comment cracked me UP!!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 21, 2008
Too funny but top should be flat to rest beer bottle one of the other Ed's mentioned. lol
fee

Reviewed on September 21, 2008
Wouch, Sandie's got a point. And if that's all men think we women are, hmmmmph. Who's gonna clean your house or cook you meals? Better give more credit to the fairer sex.

Despite this, love you anyway.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on September 21, 2008
Glad you finally acknowledge Rene again although this is quite a little bit absurd. But thinking the way you do, this would be expected of you. Anyway all in fun and know you treasure your Rene.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 21, 2008
Is she an inflatable one?

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on September 21, 2008
You are right about that. Without the brain, how can you tell she's enjoying your sex?

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 21, 2008
Oh, how wonderful love is, you my friend were bitten and hard I might by the lovebug...Isn't it great? Well done and well penned. Love, Bonnie


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