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Carrot Love...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...or humor, take your pick...








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Together they did up grow,

Him growing a third leg & that you know,

Her having a special place for him,

Their life together never grim…

 

Then one day they both went to market,

Through the rain on the way they got wet,

Lost he did his third leg threat,

Dumped him she did for a cucumber named Brett…

 

Now he lives his life till the day he is cooked,

Had his fifteen minutes of fame, his picture in a book,

And when he was still young all the females did his way look,

Now he’s just a shriveled up old carrot,

Spending his last days waiting for the boiling pot, hanging on a hook

…

© ed ~ 5/9/10


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 Reviews of "Carrot Love..."
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 12, 2010
I've heard of carrot sex before but never witnessed the actual xxx graphics.Maybe he'll meet a nice turnip. Patrick.

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on June 11, 2010
If I didn't have a severe attack of Fibro right now, which is causing restrictions to the Chest area....Oh what the heck...
PMSL....U rotter ED!!
Me

Reviewed on June 11, 2010
Oh. My. LORD!!!! LM*O! Laffin' too hard to review; can't get past that picture! LOL You bad boy, now get on your knees and repent to the Lord right now! You HEAR me??? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on June 10, 2010
Who the hell told you that you were going to write my biography! Great fun write, Ed.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on June 10, 2010
Cute one Ed I must say They all get the attention when they stand tall and firm but the day they shrivel and fall to the wayside, they seem to get tossed to the side. LOL

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on June 10, 2010
Oh, this is charming~ What a funny imagination you have!

I do think he should get off the hook and find his way into a bowl of pomegranates, ripe and chosen.
Christine

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 10, 2010
I guess I can't blame her; that Cucumber named Brett is quite a stud!

Reviewed on June 9, 2010
What a pair of carrots!! Great write, Ed!! Hahaha!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on June 9, 2010
Nice sense of humor...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on June 9, 2010
too funny!!

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on June 9, 2010
Hahahaha...Ed, I laughed and laughed and laughed at this! What a hoot you are!

Peas and carrots,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 9, 2010
Thanks for sharing your wit and humor, Ed. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on June 9, 2010
You have a great sence of humor. This was a great write.:)

GOD BLESS YOU
TONY


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