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...a drunken rant with no meaning...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
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and I don't drink either, so how can it be a drunken rant, less I be drunk on life...



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says it all the sign

drive between the lines,

drink too excess,

gas expensive, more or less,

beer less so, our country a mess,

the blue globe outside my house,

shines as brightly as possible,

blurry when one does imbibe,

still to me makes house hospitable…

 

of course I’ve not been drinking,

nor have I had a shower,

so now I be stinking,

but I live alone,

in this house I have the power…

 

what the fu** does this mean,

to speak of drinking & keeping unclean,

tired though my brain is,

this is just a drunken rant,

from a non-drinking his,

don’t do it, do I, too of you in anyway enchant…

 


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Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on June 4, 2011
Okay Ed, now I do agree with you. You too do write dumb poems.
Mark

Reviewed on June 4, 2011
DEAR 'STINKY' ED ...

I THANK GOD I'M NOT 'DOWN-WIND' FROM EWE!

LIKE PEE-WEE SAID -
YEW BETTER SEND YER MA SOME BEERS AS A 'MEA CULPA' ...
RIGHT AFTER THAT COLD SHOWER, TO AWAKEN YER 'DEAD BRAIN' ...

OH YEAH - WHILE YER SITTIN' AROUND, DOIN' NUTHIN' ...
WHY NOT WORK ON CREATIN' A CARBURETOR THAT RUNS
ON THAT CHEAPER BEER ?

GIVE 'GUZZLER' A NEW MEANING! YER WELCOME! S.C.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 4, 2011
Tired brain? You are punch drunk without the punch. Hmmmmmm. Dr Patrick would normally recommend a six pack but since you are not an imbiber I'm going to have to say take an ice cold shower. Two birds. One stone.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on June 4, 2011
We who live alone can stink up da joint if'n we want to. Stink away!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 4, 2011
Ma sure ain't 'Enchanted' reading this one. You know she gets all bent out of shape when she hears you're not showering again. You better send her a case of beer and say you're sorry.


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