Europe my realm and my prized possesion,

I instill in thee our novel ideals,

for your feudal laws our conquest repeals.

Our boisterous wind of emancipation

liberates Spain from draconian inquisition.

Of the proud Brits' stupendous earning power,

an Egyptian campaign would rest the case.

I have made subservient Austira to face

defeat and lasting capitulation.

By sheer divine providence I soar

above my Italian inheritance

bequeathed by Papal authority

and placed in custody of my viceroy.

By my might I brought to subjugation

the recalcitrant fiefdom of Russia

and the resilient kingdom of Prussia.

Not even Portugal dared resistance,

with her weak army debased like a toy.

But in sudden flight and rare sobriety

her sovereign lord bowed to abdication.