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Limerick: Once a Tennis-Woman called Sue Baule
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Friday, May 25, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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It all depends on how you get your hair cut...


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Limerick: Once a Tennis Woman named Sue Baule


Once a Tennis Woman named Sue Baule
Tried to avoid being called : « Screw Ball ! »
So she got her hair cut
In the shape of a snout
Since at French Open gets dubbed : « Screwed Doll ! »

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013


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