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Limerick: Once Lucy met Heidelberg Man
by T. Wignesan → (All Poetry by T. Wignesan)
Saturday, May 26, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Aren't we all ink BLACK under the skin??? Or brothers and sisters under the skin???

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Limerick: Once Lucy met Heidelberg Man

for Nelson Mandela

Once Lucy met Heidelberg Man
Then Neanderthal and Peking Man
Tortoise said to the Turtle:
“Where’s your doggone girdle!”
“What a disgrace to my race,” said Bushman!

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013

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 Reviews of "Limerick: Once Lucy met Heidelberg Man"
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on May 27, 2018


never met a limerick i didn't like

well done



NEVER stop writing!

m
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