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Imp Each Ment Air Ditty
by T. Wignesan → (All Poetry by T. Wignesan)
Tuesday, December 17, 2019    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Whichever the Horse that wins falls into the self-same pit...


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Once peach of a Teach on beach tried to preach
The art of closing the reach in a breach
The Coast-Guard drew his gun
Shot a hole in the bun
Now Teach leaks through breeches during Speech

Teach then placed bets on a horse called Leech
Before Whistle-Blower could cry « Impeach ! »
Leech took off in anger
To smite Whistle-Blower
House closed down for lack of bets on Leech

Whistle-Blower held breath to teach impeach
Upper House closed the breach to foist Leech
Said Teach : « No more bets, please ! »
Leech learned to trot with ease
Then Teach rode Leech without a screech

Teach then said : « Place all bets out-of-reach !
This race will take first place : Each-to-Each ! »
Twenty-two trillion debt
The pit is full and wet
Whose finger will dam dike in the breach ?

(to be continued)

© T. Wignesan – Paris, December 17, 2019

   

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 Reviews of "Imp Each Ment Air Ditty"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 20, 2019
A lot of work way going on here about the struggle for impeachment of a sitting president. I'm glad we have that capability even though sometimes it may seem dirty to wash our hands of what is vile in our society.

Ron

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on December 18, 2019
The peach of a guy was put on a one way trail to nowhere.
He works for no pay but others want to fire him anyway.
It's the demon-rat's way or the highway.
Sadly, only poor judgement results this way.


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