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The 4th Ed
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I am Edwin son of Lars
a Viking who does roam
I like that tiny island
A home away from home

I am the fourth Ed as is written
in the runes that Odin cast
With my Brother's Ed, I'll fight
and hang imposters from the mast

My longships lie in wait
behind the dense fog bank
to take Red wenches from behind
and make them walk the plank...

...or take their ships and make them slaves
like Walter, E.D., and the Brit
The men can be the labor force
while the wenches cook and knit

And for the tasks of my Viking crew
there are some things I require of you...

My brothers Ed,
you shall share the spoils
and profits made upon your soil
Safe harbour while I'm on the run
and your wenches
with to have some fun
The honey-wine must always flow
and free credit at your casino



 

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 Reviews of "The 4th Ed"
Reviewed by Edwin Larson
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
You drive a hard bargain brother Ed...but blood is thicker than brine...You have a deal.

Ed #4

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Okay, you got everything you want, except for the free credit though you can play bingo all you want...Ed #2

Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Enjoy ye dreams
ye scurvy knave
we be no man's wenches
we'll make all a ye slaves

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Well you ad another oar to the ship,and very smoothly with authority, I must say, but you don't know all the plots and subplots,and have forgotten your wise sister, EDwina!(me) hahahahaha
I have me own plans for the Island brother,to which I hold the deeds!


heehee

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Hmmmnnnn avast matie mayhap old Captain Fee may take a break from rum running in Nova Scotias coves to take me a little side trip with ye...sure sounds like a great time
Feee

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
I'm so glad you have join in this honored trial...yeh, that's it...I am at this very moment sending word to another from the book of ED's so that he can help string the want-a-bee up, but you didn't hear that from this Lady...

Reviewed on August 31, 2007
ANOTHER Ed? We're surroundED!!!!!!!!! LOL Well done!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Have ye verified yer claim with the Ruff N' Ready Detective Agency in Atlantic City yet? Rufuz is the Keeper of the Ancient Book of Ed. I'll ask him to speed up yer validation process, and hopefully, will soon be sayin, "Welcome Aboard, Brother Ed!" We need all the help we can get it seems!!

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Eds are coming out of the woodwork....

Bad mistake for ye shall see

But 'tis ok and fine by me

Should throw in your lot with Belle and me

For When all ye Eds be done fighting

I'll be in the bordello.....Writing



Funny Dante...Welcome aboard



Walt



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