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Santa Gets Busted
by Felix LeRoy Perry → (All Poetry by Felix LeRoy Perry)
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Sorry couln't resist this one...


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Santa Gets Busted


 


Santa knew that she was naughty


He knew that she looked nice


He knew that she’d be awful good


But he didn’t know she was vice


 


Oh you…


 


Better watch out you better not shout


You better not pout I’m telling no lie


Santa Fee was dropping his pants


 


He checked out her boobs


Then he wiggled his dong


He offered her a twenty


And then things went all wrong


 


Oh you…


 


Now he’s wearing steal cuffs


He’s all zippered back in


He’s charged with soliciting


And ain’t that a dam sin


 


Santa Fee was cumming


Santa Fee was cumming


Santa Fee was cumming………last night!


 


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 Reviews of "Santa Gets Busted"
Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on November 30, 2007
You are such a BAD SANTA! You are the kind Sissy and I want to sit on their laps and drink from their flasks! OOOOO Santa Baby, let us ring yore ding dong! SC

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on November 29, 2007
Your sense of humor shines here! Love the pic - brings it all together. Naughty Santa in cuffs. Maybe it was worth it...lol~ Sheila

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
lol,, I don't think even the elves can get you out of this jam,,,,,
naughty santa !!! better due your time you have much work to do!

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
Good one dear...when you can't resist...this is what happens, huh...cute though, Lady J

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
You should send this poem off in a Christmas card to the city of Sante Fe, New Mexico
Mayor Coss considers supporting local businesses and supporting working families. He envisions Santa Fe becoming the sustainability and alternative energy capitol of the country and is working to build on our world-class gallery and museum system by providing more places for independent artists to display their work. He is working locally and through the New Mexico State Legislature to support non-profit run youth initiatives and job development programs.
Now, you could market your actions without actually acting upon them!
Be a good Santa...
(But, Hey...the costume does do it for me! LOL!)
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~



Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
Ha ha ha you are very naughty!
it's to bad that Santa was charge with soliciting!
ha ha ha can't stop laughing
Great write!!
Love Peace and hugssss....Morning Star

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
Hahahahaha.....you are a BAD Santa Fee!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
zounds! sounds like entrapment, to me.

Reviewed by RaeLynn Teller
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
Bad Santa Fee, bad, bad. LOL. Great morning smile.

Thanks--RaeLynn

Reviewed on November 26, 2007
This is great and its too bad Santa got caught cumming the poor guy.
I love it and the photo. lol

Love you cuz
Selena

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
LOL...bad, bad boy Santa!

Carole~

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
Hehehehehe, Fee!!
Toooo funny!
Makes you wonder why Rudolph's nose is RED.....
R~

Reviewed on November 26, 2007
LOLLLLL too funny, gave me a good laugh while at work today. Bad Santa, ten spankings for him!

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
Santa is a sly one and I suspect those long nights get him a bit froggy now and then. Poor fella. Naughty or nice comes with a little Santa history lesson.
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
Shame, Shame, Shame. I suppose he'll blame Mrs. Clause for his wandering ways.
Funny.

Walt

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
But he didn't know she was Vice

Poor Santa! The world's a sad place when even good old Santa gets stung - and ye best be careful on Christmas Eve when yer scootin all about leavin presents. You don't want some home surveilance camera catchin ye doin somethin really naughty!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
I knew Santa Fee was Naughty but I thought you'd get busted for saying Ho, ho, ho to this gal. Great write and wonderful picture with a naughty look in your eyes. Hope they let you out in time to cum your usual once a year. lol.

Love ya face Cuz XOXOXOXO , Rose

Reviewed on November 26, 2007
*Laffin' too hard to review*

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
Are you wearing your funny "bone" again?
Georg

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on November 25, 2007
naughty santa

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on November 25, 2007
But he didn’t know she was vice

hilarious, Felix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewed by Suzie Palmer
Reviewed on November 25, 2007
Another Santa's twist!
Clever funny write Mr Fee.........
Santa's a bit of a hoe, hoe, hoe........ naughty Santa. I wonder if he's bad enough to be good for Christmas....... he's certainly good enough to be bad that Santa!
:-D

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on November 25, 2007
Fee, why you naughty old sole! I am very amused and just in awe of your humor.
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 25, 2007
Super cute, you are a very sick man, but I love it...! LOL, Ed

Reviewed by pamela goff (Reader)
Reviewed on November 25, 2007
that is so funny

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on November 25, 2007
ROFLMBO oh you had it coming boyo did you ever ahahahaha, I can just see the look on yer face......M8 have you ever heard the kookaburra's laugh....Well Im making a similar sound right now...

Oh dear this was too much mate too much

You better not pull this stunt again, or you'll end up doing Christmas dinner in the can ahahahahaha..... Oh stop it my sides are hurting...

ANON

Reviewed on November 25, 2007
Laughing too hard to review...and glad (HOPE) it wasn't you! Or was it???

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Sanjay Sonawani
Reviewed on November 25, 2007
Nice work!


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