Santa Gets Busted
Santa knew that she was naughty
He knew that she looked nice
He knew that she’d be awful good
But he didn’t know she was vice
Oh you…
Better watch out you better not shout
You better not pout I’m telling no lie
Santa Fee was dropping his pants
He checked out her boobs
Then he wiggled his dong
He offered her a twenty
And then things went all wrong
Oh you…
Now he’s wearing steal cuffs
He’s all zippered back in
He’s charged with soliciting
And ain’t that a dam sin
Santa Fee was cumming
Santa Fee was cumming
Santa Fee was cumming………last night!
naughty santa !!! better due your time you have much work to do!
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Now, you could market your actions without actually acting upon them!
Be a good Santa...
(But, Hey...the costume does do it for me! LOL!)
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
it's to bad that Santa was charge with soliciting!
ha ha ha can't stop laughing
Great write!!
Love Peace and hugssss....Morning Star
Love Tinka
Thanks--RaeLynn
I love it and the photo. lol
Love you cuz
Selena
Carole~
Toooo funny!
Makes you wonder why Rudolph's nose is RED.....
R~
Love,
Susan
Funny.
Walt
Poor Santa! The world's a sad place when even good old Santa gets stung - and ye best be careful on Christmas Eve when yer scootin all about leavin presents. You don't want some home surveilance camera catchin ye doin somethin really naughty!
Love ya face Cuz XOXOXOXO , Rose
Georg
hilarious, Felix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clever funny write Mr Fee.........
Santa's a bit of a hoe, hoe, hoe........ naughty Santa. I wonder if he's bad enough to be good for Christmas....... he's certainly good enough to be bad that Santa!
:-D
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"
Oh dear this was too much mate too much
You better not pull this stunt again, or you'll end up doing Christmas dinner in the can ahahahahaha..... Oh stop it my sides are hurting...
ANON
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.