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Santa's Christmas Day
by Felix LeRoy Perry → (All Poetry by Felix LeRoy Perry)
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This is sort of a follow up I think to my last poem which was about Mrs. Claus...lol


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Santa’s Christmas Day

By: Santa Fee

 

Listen pretty baby, heat that hot tub up

Your Santa will be home by morning light

Put another Yule log in the fireplace

Baby, I promise I’ll make everything all right

 

My Santa work tonight is all but finished

So soon it will be our time to play

Baby, please meet me at the North Pole

When I finally park my reindeer sleigh

 

Be sure to wear something hot and sexy

Perhaps that red silk number I bought you

Christmas Eve you share me with the world

But Baby Christmas day is just for us two

 

So be sure to tuck all the little elves in early

Make sure there’s hay laid out for my deer

Baby, I can barely wait to finally see you

We’ll reinvent that Christmas cheer

 

We’ll make sweet love until the New Year

The ice bergs will echo my HO, HO, HO

Oh Baby, that’s all I want for Christmas

But then again I guess you know

 

Okay, yea Santa may be a just a little tired

Maybe a little catnap will do the trick

If you let me sleep till Boxing Day

Baby, you can bet Viagara will help St. Nick…

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Santa's Christmas Day"
Reviewed by Elizabeth Russo
Reviewed on December 27, 2008
Hehehe (or should I say hohoho)? That Santa is a little devil ... but he works so hard to make Christmas special and wonderful for everyone else, the least he can have is Christmas day with the Mrs. ... viagara and all, lol. Love this spirited piece! Hugs, Elizabeth

Reviewed by Denise Edwards
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Poor Mrs Claus, no north pole fun for her, lol! But it's the thought that counts, right? He has great intentions. good write, Fee

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Well Santa along with this being a number 1 that Viagra will keep you going. As tired as old Santa is he still has enough energy for playtime with Mrs. Claus. Cute Felix.

Love ya face Cuz XOXOXO, Rose

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
I ditto Karla, and Ole Santy may need to add another Clause, ( pardon the pun) to their wedding vows HEHE.

Hugzzz Avagoodin matey
Cherrypie

Reviewed by Axilea MU
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
you keep having fun, imagining the couple finally together. I'd suggest her to wear something black for a change. The poor guy must be tired of seeing red everywhere he goes!

Axilea

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
"O my I have missed your poetry of Christmas
I'm sorry been sick
Fee you do look a lot like Santa

But I don't think Santa was exhausted



Be sure to wear something hot and sexy



No Santa had other things in mind lol



This is truly hilarious

Wishing you simple pleasures,

Memorable moments,

And a Christmas

That warms your Heart,

Peace love and Light...And hugsss…….Morning Star


Reviewed by Gianetta Ellis (Reader)
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
You have a delightful sense of humor, Fee ~ nothing like putting a smile on the face of your readers to spread a little Christmas cheer.
Wishing you everything naughty and nice!

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
An amorous (spelling?) Santa... of course! I hope the old fella will get some jolly good time this year.
Love and Merry Christmas, Santa Fee!!
Becca~

Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
Well it seems the flesh got weary but the spirit of the poem was definitely willing :-) Have a good one anyway,

Aberjhani

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
Now we know why Santa is always so jolly...Ho, Ho, Ho...
Have a Merry Christmas Fee
Carole~

Reviewed by Debra Baker
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
Fee, lol, you are the sweetest guy I know. Always a touch of humor and so much more in that heart of yours. I love this poem. Merry Christmas Fee.

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
Well done, Fee. You certainly paint a different view of Christmas Day in this one:) Have a Merry Christmas! Love and Hugs,
Sheila

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
HO, HO, HO!!! From the looks of that pic, you'll be snoozin far past Boxing Day!

Reviewed on December 21, 2008
LOL, this is just to funny
In Christs Love
Michelle~

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 21, 2008
wonderful!!

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on December 21, 2008
My goodness, got me laughing! Poor Santa, good thing the time is running down huh and then Santa will have all year to rest up....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on December 21, 2008
Really cute write... Santa gets tired too...
hugs, lindalaw

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on December 21, 2008
Awwww, Santa Fee this is A as in Adorable.. would make a great song...Merry Christmas...and I just know you put soooo many smiles on kids faces. :)
Love and Hugs,
Christine

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on December 21, 2008
Oh now, that's the Santa I know and enjoy. I will keep the fires burning baby, just come home to mama..lol
I love this Fee, you are sensational!
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald
Reviewed on December 21, 2008
This is great Fee!!! Merry Christmas from me to you and all you love

hugs
Kathy

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 21, 2008
I bet she finds those red long johns quite sexy, is their a flap in the back, LOL...Ed

Reviewed on December 21, 2008
Santa Fee,

If Mrs. Claus wears that sexy little red number, you won't need Viagra!!!! LOL Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, and Merry Christmas!, Karla.

Reviewed on December 21, 2008
You are delightful, Santa Fee! LOL This is too cute; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Merry Christmas to you; may it be your best one EVER!!

Reviewed on December 21, 2008
Fee,
You whet our appetites with this new millenium sensual read of Santa & Mrs. Clause intimate passions....
Merry Christmas Fee
Much Love Always
Embraced~Embrassé
Vickie

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on December 21, 2008
So cute and sexy...maybe little Claus's will arrive before next Christmas...HO HO HO...great write Santa Fee and don't forget the wine. Love and hugs and Merry Christmas. LOve, Bonnie


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