Limericks (Just thought I'd share a little lite humor! ...Hope you enjoy!) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Goodbye Goat
Little Johnny had a pet baby goat, He took him out for a ride on his boat, The boat capsized, He was surprised, To discover that the goat could not float!
Pie ‘N the Eye
My sister ate my piece of pie, Soon she began to scream and cry I think that maybe, She’s a big baby, All I did was poke her in the eye!
True Love
I know you love me with all your heart, And you say that we will never part, My answer to your quest, Will I stay with you …Yes! I can even endure your awful fart!
Colorful
There are many colors, it is true , Bright ones like Yellow, Orange, Green and Blue, Red stands for love, White’s like a dove, And Brown is the color of poo!
Very, very humorous - delightful read ... well-done!!
Best wishes,
Robert
Reviewed by Joshua Miller (Reader)
Reviewed on January 1, 2005
Those are hysterical!
Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)
Reviewed on December 15, 2004
LOL You are too good. You always bring me a smile and the picture is adorable and so fitting. Thank You I needed these chuckles desperatly. : ) THANK YOU!!! Bunches!
You take care & take YOU TIME!! Everyday.
Be safe. God Bless You and Your family
Merry Christmas
Tracey
You have been around Tom too much, now your writing about poo, but that was the best in my book, wonder why? LOL! Ed
Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on December 12, 2004
Cynthia, you’re a real pip!… lol. I like the second one the best, it’s probably because I resemble it… lol. Thanks for sharing the laughs. They were a pleasure to read. Very funny Honey.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
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Very, very humorous - delightful read ... well-done!!
Best wishes,
Robert
You take care & take YOU TIME!! Everyday.
Be safe. God Bless You and Your family
Merry Christmas
Tracey
Love Tinka
And yes, it's true love with you can endure his expansion of gases. ;-)
Nordette
I love you,
Tom
Lisa
Thank You for posting "Limericks".
Healthy Day, Poet!
Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU